Insuretech Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

🌟 Join the “Underwhelming Revolution SMP” and prepare for slightly above average Minecraft adventures! 🌟

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Items Found:	2787
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

New Update 1.21 Features
Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, and more!

Why Choose Us?
Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC)
Launch Minecraft. Click “Multiplayer.” Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)
In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab. Click “Add Friend.” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive). Click “Add Friend.” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join! Or In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab. Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627. Click “Save” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

Or

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
New Chunks Explored:	311507	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Star Shards Collected:	172
Mines Excavated:	3078	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).

Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

> Just 2 More Weeks Until We Get AGI… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, rumor has it that in just 2 short weeks, we’ll be getting our hands on some top-secret AGI technology. What’s AGI, you ask? Oh, just some super advanced artificial intelligence that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Imagine having a robot companion to mine for you while you sit back and sip on a virtual margarita. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed its majesty swear it’s real. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our zany Minecraft SMP today and prepare for an adventure like no other. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

CookedDishCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Potions Brewed:	189	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car in NYC! Our server is all about supporting each other, just like the outpouring of support you received after having a baby.

Join us for the chance to receive virtual gift cards from your fellow players, because let’s face it, no one has a car to bring you meals in Minecraft either.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so close-knit that even your sister-in-law will cook you a virtual meal and expect you to pick it up in-game. Don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a virtual Uber or subway to make the journey easier.

So come join us and show your appreciation by picking up that virtual meal, or risk being judged by our virtual community for not being appreciative enough. It’s a whole thing, but hey, it’s all in good fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

CreeperCouples: No Fat Shamers!

Appearance, Argument, attraction, Birthday, body image, Boyfriend, Communication, Confidence, CreeperCouples, depression, emotional turmoil, fat, Insecurities, love, misunderstanding, Party, relationships, self esteem, Shamers, strip club, Support, Trust, weight loss

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to forget about your boyfriend’s ridiculous comments? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and take down creepers like a boss.

With a community of players who will always have your back, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unattractive again. Plus, who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that even in the virtual realm, you are a force to be reckoned with! Who needs a boyfriend who can’t appreciate your Minecraft skills anyway?

SnoozeCraft SMP: Dreamy Tips!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of being tired all the time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to sleep like a baby! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll fall asleep at your keyboard and wake up with a diamond pickaxe in your hand. Rumor has it that the sheep on our server give out free pillows for a good night’s rest. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to sweet dreams in blocky paradise!

FriendCraftAge30

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having any real friends to build with? Well, look no further because on our server, friendships are made faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us and you’ll be bonding over block placement and zombie slaying in no time.

Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our BFF. Legend has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to tame dragons and ride them into battle against the evil mobs. Who needs real friends when you have a dragon squad, am I right?

So come on down to our server and find out the answer to the age-old question: at what age do people make real friends? Spoiler alert: it’s any age when you’re on our server, because friendships here are as strong as diamond armor.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1888	Votes:	8175
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	3099	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ores Mined:	2799	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing exploding is our creativity! we got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with crazy builds and minigames that will blow your mind (but not your communication equipment, don’t worry).

we promise you won’t get injured, unless you count laughing so hard you fall out of your minecart. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a blastin’ good time!

CraftyPutin’sArmy2ndBiggest

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	132	Dimension Hops:	1

U GUYS, U HEAR BOUT DIS SERVER? IT’S LIKE PUTIN ORDERED HIS ARMY TO BECOME SECOND LARGEST AFTER CHINA, BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE GOT 1.5 MILLION STRONG PLAYERS READY TO DOMINATE THE BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ARMY IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! WE BUILDIN’ FORTRESSES, TAKIN’ OVER LANDS, AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW! COME JOIN US AND LET’S SHOW EVERYONE WHO’S DA REAL BOSS OF MINECRAFT! #PUTINARMY #BLOCKDOMINATION

Bone Boosters Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ores Mined:	7290

come join our epic minecraft server where blackcurrant supplement capsules are the key to building the sickest bone structures in the game! forget about mining for diamonds, just pop a couple of these bad boys and watch your bones grow stronger than ever before. postmenopausal women are dominating the server with their indestructible bone mineral density, you don’t want to miss out on this bone-building adventure! join now and become the ultimate bone warrior in the world of minecraft!