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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7828 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 40 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 81 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild west showdown up in here. if u ain’t careful, u gonna get shot in da leg and then it’s game over for u, partner. but don’t worry, we got healers who can fix u up real nice.
we also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to cluck some heads. join us if u wanna be part of da epic battle between humans and chickens.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? it’s a real thrill ride, but watch out for the flaming zombies who like to hitch a ride.
so come on down to our server, where danger lurks around every corner and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos. yeehaw!
