| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 104 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 139 | Crops Grown: | 4398 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 310 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 2434 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2746 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6968 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8594 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5989 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 102 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7083 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 98 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6373 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2076 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 73 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2531 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6769 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 6069 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 398 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 217320 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
| Animals Bred: | 51 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.
So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7878 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.
So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!
