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Oceanic Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventures, asylum seekers, cultural exchange, discrimination, Diversity, global citizenship, global movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international borders, Migration, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, muzzies, North Africans, Oceanic, pajeets, prejudice, Refugees, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, travel, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we have North Africans, pajeets, and muzzies crossing oceans, seas, and mountains just to get a pic with our epic builds!

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear just for being a part of our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why North Africans, pajeets, and muzzies are willing to go to such great lengths just for a pic on our server! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBods Fitness Club

BlockyBods, body image, body positivity, bogus, club, FITNESS, fitspiration, Gender norms, gendered body ideals, HARMFUL, health information, incorrect information, influencers, Misinformation, online culture, sample, social media, study, tiktok, trends, Videos, wellness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mines Excavated:	3883	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Villages Defended:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Yo, bruh, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s like the holy grail of blocky goodness. We got pigs that can fly, cows that drop diamonds, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players. Want a castle made of gold blocks? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride into battle? Easy peasy. Want a taco that never runs out of guac? We gotchu, fam.

And if that ain’t enough to convince u, just know that our server is protected by a squad of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers into oblivion. So come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is lit AF and u don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans.

Semi-Banana EVO CIVS: Where geese run free and roleplay gets real (14+)

7k x 7k, alliances, Application Process, Canals, Civs, crafting recipes, Diplomacy, dynamic, evo, free, Geese, governmental structures, JAVA 1.21-1.21.1, Nation building, Nether travel disabled, persistent world, Player actions, player-driven worldbuilding, Rails, real, Roads, Roleplay, RUN, Semi-Vanilla Experience, SemiBanana, strict rules, technological eras, Trade, vibrant world, Writing

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

EVO CIVS Server Overview
Game Version:	JAVA 1.21-1.21.1
Age Requirement:	14+
Discord:	https://discord.gg/evocivs (Join to apply!)

FAQ:

No Towny:	Claims are player-driven and admin-moderated.
Custom Crafting Recipes:	Enhance gameplay while maintaining a semi-vanilla experience.
Strict Rules:	Against toxic behavior, racism, and derogatory statements.

Join a vibrant world where nations rise and fall, and where your actions shape the future of the server. The application process is open to the community, so don’t hesitate—people are always willing to help!

Blocky Shenanigans Minecraft Server

blocky, community dynamics, digital exodus, digital migration, forum, good threads, internet culture, internet forums, Migration, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old news, online communities, Online platforms, online presence, reddit, Screenshots, Server, Shenanigans, social media, social-networking, twitter, user engagement, virtual communities

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Buildings Constructed:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of being a normie on Twitter and Reddit? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the OGs hang out? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids are at! We have legendary players who can build entire cities in a day and defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Plus, we have secret underground bases filled with diamonds and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So why are you still wasting time on those other sites? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend!

Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

/v/ermins, bugmen, character event, coalition unit, COM2NG SOON™, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, EXILIUM, external search, Frontline, general, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girls, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, Girls’ Frontline General, lore material, major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, smp, Story summary, Sunborn ID, T-Doll Batch, theater mode season, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you in stitches.

Join us for the chance to battle against a horde of evil mobs led by a deranged chicken who thinks he’s the ruler of the server. Take on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Fight against your fellow players in intense duels on top of a giant floating island made entirely of cheese. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of nachos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

ChillCraft – Flavorful Fun

aromatherapy, bedtime, calming, chamomile, Chillcraft, comfort, Deep Breathing, Flavorful, Fun, herbal tea, lavender, meditation, Peaceful, peppermint, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, self-care, Serenity, soothing, stress relief, Tranquility, unwind, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers that leave you feeling empty inside? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a flavor explosion that will blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Our server is like a giant ice cream sundae with all the toppings – except instead of ice cream, it’s Minecraft, and instead of toppings, it’s insane builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need to relax after a long day of mining? Just hop on our server and let the flavors of fun wash over you like a wave of pure joy.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our top-secret hidden treasure vault, where riches beyond your wildest dreams await. Rumor has it that the vault is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love nothing more than to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be the one to outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our flavor-packed Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement?

Vitamin Boosted Salad

agricultural innovation, beta-carotene, biofortified, Boosted, Cancer, cell growth, crop improvement, food technology, genetic engineering, genetically engineered, Genetically modified, Golden Lettuce, health benefits, healthy vision, Heart Disease, immune function, nutrition, plant breeding, salad, sustainable farming, Vitamin, vitamin A, VITAMINS

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got dat “Golden Lettuce” dat be genetically engineered to pack 30 times more vitamins! Like, we talkin’ beta-carotene levels through da roof, makin’ yo body all healthy and shiz. Plus, it be protectin’ yo heart and fightin’ off dem cancers like a boss.

Imagine rollin’ up to da server with dat glowin’ skin from all dem vitamins, flexin’ on dem other players like “I got dat Golden Lettuce swag, what you got?” Ain’t nobody gonna mess with you when you got dat immune function on point and dem cell growth poppin’.

So come on, join da madness and get yo daily dose of “Golden Lettuce” on dis wild Minecraft server. Who needs diamonds when you got dem vitamins, amirite?

Survival + Gm 1 + /free + Donate server Minecraft

anti cheat, antibot, Community, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, Gm 1, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueMC.ru, version 1.9, VK GROUP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Zombie Dances:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

SURVIVAL!

Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%)

Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store,

telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server!

Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru

-Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or-

log in with IP TrueMC.ru:25565 (indicating the port)

free.mc-server.ru

Wonderful Precure Minecraft Server

action-packed, Adventure, Anime, colorful animation, cute, Empowering, FANTASY, friendship, Heartwarming, inspiring, lillian, magical creatures, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, Nyammy, positive vibes, Precure, relatable episode, Server, Smile Voice, teamwork, transformation sequence, Wonderful, Wonderful Precure

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Farms Harvested:	823
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	56
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Nyammy and Lillian. Legend has it that they have the power to use their Smile Voice to make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into fluffy kittens. Imagine the possibilities! Join our server and witness the magic for yourself. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have Nyammy and Lillian making your wildest dreams come true? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

AIO, BUILD ADVICE, building, CASE, Case fans, cooler, CPU, Double towers, Gaming, general, GPU, Minecraft, monitor, Motherboard, os, pc building, pcbg, psu, RAM, smp, SSD, Upgrade, web browsing, workstation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Love Letters Sent:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchantments Applied:	257

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic builds and upgrades advice that will make your Minecraft world look like it’s straight out of a modpack!

Need help with your CPU? We got you covered with recommendations that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby piglet sliding down a hill. And don’t even get us started on coolers – we have options that will keep your PC icy cold, just like the snow biome.

But wait, there’s more! Our motherboard suggestions will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And when it comes to RAM, SSD, GPU, and PSU, we have the craziest recommendations that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to activate Windows before you log in, or else the creepers might come for you… 😉🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness