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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 738 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
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