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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6182 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got so much cool stuff goin on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here.
and the best part? we got this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but watch out, cuz there’s also a giant lava monster down there that will eat you if you’re not careful. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, you heard me right. a freakin’ roller coaster through a volcano. it’s like a thrill ride and a half, dude.
so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, watch out for the flying pigs. they’re a real doozy.
