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BabyGuardian911

a hole, BabyGuardian911, Best Friend, Birthday, Chat, distraction, fragile, Invitation, lost baby, Niece, Offense, post, privacy, Protecting, questions, Respect, social media, Target, Upset, Warning

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the passing of Megan’s baby! Our community is like family, but with more chaos and less emotional support.

We have strict rules in place to protect fragile players like Megan, so you better watch your mouth or risk getting kicked out faster than you can say “off limits”. And don’t worry, we have plenty of drama queens ready to stir up trouble at any moment.

Join us for a night of fun and chaos, where anything can happen (except discussing the baby, of course). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on our server like no other!

NoPeeBed Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoPeeBed, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether.

First of all, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them carrots. Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Pigs. And they drop diamonds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you straight to the End dimension. Forget about finding strongholds and killing the Ender Dragon the old-fashioned way. Just hop on the roller coaster and you’re there in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies. No more worrying about getting blown up by those green jerks. Now they just want to cuddle and play fetch with you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky flying pigs. They’re always up to something.

CraftyLiesMC

Adulthood, Beliefs, Believed, biggest lie, Challenges, Childhood, CraftyLiesMC, Expectations, experiences, growing up, learning, Life, misconceptions, personal growth, perspective, Reality, Reflection, Self Discovery, society, Truth, wisdom

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
New Chunks Explored:	641050	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Void Armor Forged:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	525	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff? Well, come join our Minecraft server where death is just a minor inconvenience! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us. We have enchanted diamond armor for days and our players have built entire cities made out of solid gold blocks (because why not?). Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

Mythical Rib Removal – AutoFun Server

alternative lifestyle, AutoFellatio, AutoFun, bizarre rumors, body modification, Celebrity Gossip, controversial celebrity, Extreme Measures, Marilyn Manson, modern mythology, Music (Industry), Mythical, outrageous stories, plastic surgery rumors, Removal, Rib, ribs removed, rock star myths, self pleasure, Server, sexual practices, Shock Rock, shock value, tabloid rumors, urban legend

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Yo, ever heard of that crazy rumor that Marilyn Manson got his ribs taken out so he could suck his own d*ck? Well, that’s basically the level of insanity you can expect on this Minecraft server, except instead of self-pleasuring rockstars, we’ve got flying pigs and talking llamas! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NeoParadise Earth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

No nonsense semi-vanilla earth Geopolitics SMP. High performance server located in Australia. Seasonal events and highly engaged playerbase. No towny upkeep or P2W mechanics.

114.129.190.181:30016

Veiled MC

Abilities, armor, Custom Armor, custom enchantments, Earth, Epic, Friends, Gear, Gems, hero pets, Legendary, Minecraft, mining adventures, passive income, Pets, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, rare, Robots, Skyblock, Tokens, Upgrades, visual effects

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7368	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

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SEMI-VANILLA PRIVATES ECONOMY BUYER STORE server Minecraft

Architecture, Buyer, Community, Competitions, custom enchantments, design, Economy, Events, Ip:, magical world, Minecraft, privates, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop, Shops, Store, Trade, wealth

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to Avalon Craft! This is a magical world where each player becomes the architect of his own destiny. Build, develop a unique economy and immerse yourself in an atmosphere of creativity and cooperation.

Server Features:

– Economy: Immerse yourself in the world of trade, create shops and accumulate wealth!

– Custom Enchantments: Unlock unique abilities like Bulldozer and Son of Thor to customize your playstyle!

– Design: Enjoy beautiful landscapes and detailed buildings.

– Community: Join friendly players and participate in events and competitions!

Connect to the server:

– Server IP: server.avaloncraft.ru

– Shop: shop.avaloncraft.ru

server.avaloncraft.ru

NEXUS [SMP]

Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, Engineer, Fabric, gameplay, hermitcraft, Immersive, Live Map, Minecraft, Mods, Nexus, proximity chat, Redstone, Server, smp, teamwork, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

NEXUS SMP Server Overview

Details	Description
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Server Type	Hermitcraft-Inspired Vanilla Minecraft Server
Special Features	Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay Community-Centric A Hub of Connections Fresh and New Experience Proximity Chat Live Server Map Game Enhancements
Requirements	Mic Required 18+ Only Legit Minecraft Account (Java Edition) Fabric 1.21.4 Installed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join NEXUS SMP?	An interview is required. Join our Discord to apply.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, players must be 18+.
What version of Minecraft is supported?	Java Edition with Fabric 1.21.4 installed.
What makes NEXUS SMP unique?	Hermitcraft-inspired gameplay, proximity chat, and a community-centric environment.
Are there quality-of-life mods on the server?	Yes, Vanilla Minecraft with quality-of-life mods for an enhanced experience.

Enchanted Grove Community 1.21.4

1.21.4, alternative living, animal husbandry, chickens, chuds, Community, community living, Enchanted, Goats, Grove, Happiness, Homesteading, Incels, magical woodland communities, mental health, off grid living, rural living, self-sufficiency, Sheep, small communities, social isolation, social outcasts, sustainable living, unconventional living arrangements

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, bros, listen up! If you wanna escape the chud life and become a magical woodland wizard, then join this server! We got goats, sheep, and chickens galore for you to raise and love like your own children. Trust me, it’ll make you happier than a pig in mud. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to build the ultimate farm of your dreams with your new online buddies. Let’s get this party started! 🐐🌟🐓

DadCraft: WatchYourKid Edition

aita, anger, Babysitting, cheated on mom, Conflict, DadCraft, Edition, emotionally absent father, Guilty, Marijuana, putting himself first, raising my voice, Siblings, sickle cell disease, SNACKS, spending money, spending time, strained relationship, telling my dad, video games, watch his kid, WatchYourKid

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Potions Brewed:	160	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of blocky chaos! Join us and escape the real world where you have to babysit your siblings and deal with a cheating dad who spends all his money on snacks and weed instead of his kids.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your little brother with sickle cell disease can play to his heart’s content without any accusations of being mean. And if your emotionally immature dad tries to guilt trip you, just build a wall of diamond blocks to keep him out!

Join us for a wild ride of guilt trips, family feuds, and virtual escapades. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Come play with us and leave the real world drama behind!