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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5726 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 1031 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4493 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 683 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!