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BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ores Mined:	856	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5381	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	905
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Mines Excavated:	4537	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	32

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Potions Brewed:	65	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

BananaBlock Minecraft Server

BananaBlock, Bananas, Communication, family, family dynamics, food habits, food preferences, food storage, food waste, green bananas, grocery shopping, Healthy Eating, healthy snacks, homemade snacks, meal options, meal planning, meal prep, Minecraft, picky eaters, refusing, Server, snack options, wasting food

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	156	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

ashes, moms, showdown, stepdad

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!