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Melodic Pixel Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Average, baby, desperate incels, dick pics, dominant gay tops, Fool, fool me again, happy christmas, Honey, Land, last christmas, Massive, melodic, nudes, Pictures, PIXEL, Plain, resent, Small, song, Tears, Ugly

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchantments Applied:	218	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre moments, Confidently, eccentric actions, funny mistakes, odd occurrences, offbeat moments, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar occurrences, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, uncommon occurrences, unconventional behavior, unique actions, unusual habits, unusual incidents, weird, weird behavior, WrongCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	200
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ores Mined:	6078	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Star Shards Collected:	253
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5540
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3034	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!

CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5958	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Divine Spears Created:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!