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“Why so much hate on male self insert characters” Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, bland, Chad, Character, Characters, criticism, dunning kruger, FANTASY, Gender Roles, Girls, harem fantasies, hate, insert, Male, male self insert, married life, Minecraft, monogamic, Projection, Protagonist, Shoujo self insert, smp, soulless, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mines Excavated:	5000
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring, soulless protagonists in your Minecraft SMP? Look no further! Join our server where you can project all your harem fantasies onto a character who is just as bland and annoying as you want them to be. Surround yourself with a group of amazing girls who are way out of your league, and somehow still manage to attract Chad’s attention. It’s a monogamous married life waiting to happen, so why not join us today? Pic unrelated, but the fun you’ll have is guaranteed!

Insert Yourself Minecraft Server

Avatar, collab, collaboration, Community, Content Creator, cuck, Entertainment, Fan, Gaming, Idol, insert, internet celebrity, Male, male vtuber, Minecraft, ONLINE, Oshi, Roleplay, self insert, Server, Streamer, virtual, Vtuber

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Crops Grown:	6855	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mines Excavated:	2200

Are you tired of feeling like a cuck when your favorite vtuber collabs with males? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be the male vtuber of your dreams! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can collab with anyone you want, without any jealousy or drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly vtuber who will teach you how to build the most epic virtual stage for your streams. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become the ultimate male vtuber sensation!

Fanatic Frenzy Minecraft Server

Attention, Catch, chubas, Clout, companies, Fanatic, fanbase, follow, Frenzy, Giga, Hashtags, Heads, insert, insufferable, Minecraft, Obnoxious, pattern, pollute, pricks, quirky, related, Server, shitty takes, Super Fans

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of dealing with annoying super fans who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those clout-chasing chubas and companies. Our server is a safe haven from all the obnoxious pricks out there, where you can build and explore without the fear of being bombarded with shitty takes. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the tyranny of super fans!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	127	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1825	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Towns Built:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2159
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	295
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Buildings Constructed:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Villages Defended:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Animals Bred:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	93
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	946	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	553
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2293
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!