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  • SMP LaptopShopaholic – How the Craft do you Minecraft SMP for a Laptop these days?

    SMP LaptopShopaholic – How the Craft do you Minecraft SMP for a Laptop these days?
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 3822
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Buildings Constructed: 44

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    Are you tired of your laptop crashing every time you try to play Minecraft? Do you want to join an SMP where the only thing burning is your enemies’ houses, not your screen? Look no further than our server, where we exclusively use laptops with AMD CPUs that are so powerful, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and experience a world where the only thing burning in 3 years is the fiery passion for building epic structures and conquering dungeons. Say goodbye to those outdated Intel CPUs and OLED displays, and say hello to a community where the only thing crashing is the sound of your enemies hitting the ground after you’ve defeated them in battle.

    So come on over and join us on our SMP, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about crashing is the party we throw every time someone builds a new epic base. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server!

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  • BroWeddingGate: UninvitedAF

    BroWeddingGate: UninvitedAF
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 1919
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

    We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, with family feuds, unexpected invites, and uninvites to weddings – all over bringing a plus one! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    Join now and experience the thrill of getting bombarded with messages from relatives, being told to apologize for being yourself, and navigating through the chaos of family dynamics. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, join us now and get ready for a drama-filled adventure! Just remember, in this server, the drama is real – but the fun is even more real!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SecretSMP: DarkMysteryHideout

    SecretSMP: DarkMysteryHideout
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 2224
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2090 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hiding your secret obsession with building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where llamas are worshipped as gods and your llama-building skills will finally be appreciated!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken farmers who control the economy with their prized golden eggs. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their clucky reign?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a mischievous group of baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Will you be brave enough to face the tiny terrors and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the dark secrets that lie beneath the pixelated surface. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…

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  • ForeverCraft

    ForeverCraft
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 6164
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Farms Harvested: 816

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of respawning in real life every time you die? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can respawn as many times as you want! Join us and live forever in blocky bliss. Who needs aging when you can build epic structures and battle creepers for eternity? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to discover the key to immortality. So come join us and become a Minecraft legend…literally!

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  • KidzCraft Minecraft Server

    KidzCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 2594
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7519
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the UK news is talking about it! we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll be dying to play (but hopefully not like those poor girls in the news, yikes). our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual playground where you can build and explore and make friends and maybe even find buried treasure (or dead bodies, haha just kidding… unless?). so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories together (hopefully not the kind that end up on the news)!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ChávezCraft: Post-Election Chaos

    ChávezCraft: Post-Election Chaos
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 9514
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Runes Activated: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant hugo chávez statues and protect them from crazy post-election unrest in venezuela!!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures as we defend our statues with our lives!!! join now and be a part of the most insane and chaotic server ever!!! hugo chávez would be proud of our dedication and bravery!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GlobalCraft: Labor Divide

    GlobalCraft: Labor Divide
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 540
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like da wild wild west of blocky adventures, fam. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep, it’s lit af.

    imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy, yeehaw! and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties where u can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs.

    plus, our server is so inclusive that even zombies and skeletons are welcome to join in on the fun. we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if u have no skin or flesh.

    so come on down to our server and be part of the revolution, where the Global South meets the Global North in a clash of blocky proportions. who needs real world wages when u can be rollin’ in virtual diamonds and emeralds, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

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  • Welcome to the server where even the janitor can be a hero! Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning skills rule! Apply now!

    Welcome to the server where even the janitor can be a hero! Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning skills rule! Apply now!
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 8597
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1583 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 433
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

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    Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

    We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

    We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

    While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

    Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

    Discord Info:

    Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

    Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

    Our Plugins:

    Plugins
    Dynmap
    SimpleVC
    SetHome
    Deadchest
    CombatLog
    Brewery
    And others!

    FAQ

    Q: What is the Janitor’s Closet Minecraft server?

    A: The Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP where players can create their own cultures, nations, and stories.

    Q: Is there a specific build theme on the server?

    A: No, players are encouraged to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer to create unique and diverse environments.

    Q: Are players allowed to create their own religions and cultures?

    A: Yes, players are welcome to create their own religions and cultures, but they can also join existing ones on the server.

    Q: Are there regular events on the server?

    A: Yes, the server hosts fun events ranging from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

    Q: Is joining the Discord server mandatory?

    A: Yes, joining the Discord server is required for all players. A quick application must be filled out after reading the rules to filter out any unwanted individuals.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

    Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 4009
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Mines Excavated: 1281
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

    SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 6632
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6

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