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Anime Watcher Minecraft Server

Anime, balance, binge watching, Burnout, Commitment, Dedication, Entertainment, episodes, exhaustion, Job, leisure, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, Prioritizing, Relaxation, screen time, self-care, Server, Stamina, Time management, watcher, Watching

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where you can watch 1,122 episodes of anime without any interruptions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where time stands still and responsibilities are a thing of the past. Who needs a job when you can spend all day watching anime and building epic structures with your fellow players? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the real world!

Minecraft SMP: Degree in Redstone Engineering

career advancement, Career Transition, Degree, degree retention, Engineering, engineering job market, entry level, Experience, industrial automation, industrial automation career, industrial automation success, IT, job application, job market challenges, job satisfaction, Job Search, Minecraft, networking, problem solving, Redstone, salary demands, service job, smp, travel, virtualization

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and making you question your life choices? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the soul-sucking job market by building your own empire in a virtual world where the only termination you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper.

Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?

So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

art, Communication, deep, emotions, Expression, image, Impactful, Interpretation, intricate, Meaning, Message, Minecraft, nonverbal, PALS, Perception, photography, PIXEL, Powerful, Server, speaks volumes, storytelling, Symbolism, Thought-provoking, Visual Communication

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Towns Built:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	820	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

Bald by Choice Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, bald, bald by choice, bald men, balding, balding men, balding options, balding remedies, balding solutions, baldness, Choice, Confidence, dating preferences, Femanons, male attractiveness, male grooming, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical appearance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, smp, societal standards

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	5434	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Towns Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where baldness is not only accepted, it’s encouraged!

Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.

So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!

Brother’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#workout, active lifestyle, BLOCK, brother, brotherhood, brotherly activities, brotherly bonding, brotherly love, brotherly support, brothers, Exercise, family, family time, FITNESS, Minecraft, Party, play together, Playtime, Server, sibling activities, sibling fun, sibling relationship, Siblings, siblings bonding, workout buddies

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Potions Brewed:	200
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Animals Bred:	191
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Emeralds Found:	1776

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by my buff brother who will challenge you to a push-up contest before you can even start playing. But don’t worry, once you prove your strength, you’ll have access to our exclusive diamond mine where the diamonds are so big, you’ll need a forklift to carry them all. So come join us at DoobyBros and get ready for a wild ride of muscles, diamonds, and maybe even a little bit of sibling rivalry.

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diffusion General

A1111, AI boorus, amd, attention edition, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, Discord, Extras, Forge, general, guides, installation guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, Minecraft, models, nativeisekaitoo, Openpose editor extension, PDXL, PonyXL, prompt guide, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Train LORAs, TRASH RESOURCES, wikis

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, dynamic, Economy, endless possibilities, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, Immersive, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, non-resetting world, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.87.231:32765

””> Multi-Billion Company Minecraft Server””

budget constraints, Company, corporate greed, Developer Team, diverse team of developers, economic challenges, expensive products, financial difficulties, financial strain, financial struggles, high-priced items, inadequate funding, lack of investment, lack of resources, lack of support, Minecraft, multi-billion company, multibillion, overpriced products, selling $90 mount, Server, struggling employees, team support., underpaid developers

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Chimeras Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to the most boujee Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We may be a multi-billion company, but don’t let that intimidate you. We’re just trying to support our diverse team of developers…by selling a $90 mount in-game. Hey, a diamond horse with a top hat doesn’t pay for itself, you know?

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!

Liv is THICCC Minecraft SMP

attractive, Beautiful, body image, body positive, CONFIDENT, curves, curvy, empowerment, fashion, liv, Liv is THICCC, Minecraft, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, Sexy, smp, THICCC, Thick, voluptuous

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Towns Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	550
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have one rule and one rule only: Liv is THICCC. Seriously, Liv’s character model is just so voluptuous that it’s become a legend on the server. People come from far and wide just to catch a glimpse of Liv’s pixelated curves.

But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.

Southern Minecraft Server: Trump Loses

Board, extremism, facebook, Haven, hellhole, kikes, loses, Minecraft, national socialist, nationalism, pajeets, Plebbit, Politics, prowhite, Quality, racism, redneck, Server, social media, Southern, Southerners, trump, White Supremacy, zionist

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Are you tired of redneck zionists ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate prowhite and National Socialist haven! Say goodbye to kikes and pajeets, because we only welcome true Aryan gamers here. Join us for a truly pure gaming experience where the only thing sapping quality is our epic battles and insane builds. So come on, join us and let’s reclaim Minecraft for the master race!