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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3375 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 111 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident wizard can turn them into flying pigs with a flick of his wand.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by our elusive Ender Dragon? You’ll have to solve riddles and defeat mini-bosses to get the exclusive invite.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost City of Atlantis. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in-game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable and ridiculous gaming experience. Who needs normal when you can have nutty?