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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 189 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?
But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!
So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!
