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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 2249 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 2589 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. We’ve got more hacks than a group of griefers and more glitches than a laggy server. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing on our server since beta and he can’t get enough of the madness.
So why join our server? Because we’ve got more updates than Notch himself and more drama than a Minecraft love triangle. Plus, our community is tighter than a piston pushing a block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!