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> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Void Gems Collected:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

BlockyQuotes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

“Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride on a llama with a mustache or battle a giant chicken in a tutu. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter!’ “

BeaterCraft – Where Your Car Becomes a Treasure!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

join our epic minecraft server and you will be blessed with the power of turning your car into a majestic steed that will carry you through the pixelated lands of wonder and danger. imagine riding a car-turned-horse through forests of rainbow trees and mountains made of candy canes.

not only that, but you will also have the ability to summon a pack of wild chickens to do your bidding. need to build a castle? no problem, just command your army of clucking warriors to gather materials for you.

but wait, there’s more! every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will descend from the sky, dropping rare loot and treasures for you to collect. who needs diamonds when you have flying pigs bringing you riches?

so come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. who knows, maybe one day your car will become a legendary mount for future players to marvel at.

1997 The Cube Minecraft Adventure Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Zombie Dances:	9	Towns Built:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

🔳 The Cube Minecraft Adventure Server 🔳🔲 {Skyblock} {Escape} {Java 1.19}🔳 Ip: Cube.mchosting.pro 🌐🔲 – DescriptionAn adventure map skyblock server based on the 1997 movie The Cube. 🎬Game modes include..🔳 – CubeExplore the cube, avoid the traps and successfully reach the edge. The exit will spawn on a random side. Can you beat the cube?🔳 – SkyblockBuild your island, expand your land and collect new materials to enhance your island.Economy for your Skyblock island is gained through completing the cube.

Cube.mchosting.pro

Superior SMP, where you can join if you’re old enough to know how to craft a diamond pickaxe!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	SMP
Player Limit	10-15 players
Main Activities	Building, Relaxing, Enjoying the game
Server Status	New world started today

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No Griefing No Stealing No Cheating Don’t be a dick
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply at the Discord link provided above.
What type of players are you looking for?	We welcome players of all types, whether you’re a technical player, builder, or anything in between.

GovCraft Minecraft Server

employment opportunities, equal opportunities, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap initiatives, gender pay gap, gender stereotypes, gender wage disparity, GovCraft, government policies, labor market, Minecraft, pay equity, policy interventions, Server, wage gap, Women empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Workforce, workplace discrimination, workplace equality

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest gender pay gap reduction policies you’ve ever seen! Want to earn diamonds as a woman just for showing up to work? Done. How about equal pay for equal mining time, regardless of gender? We’ve got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the special power-ups you can unlock as a female player – let’s just say you’ll be mining faster than you can say “gender equality!”

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious ways to close the gender pay gap in Minecraft! Who knew fighting for equal opportunities could be this much fun?

CraftyTorrent Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to that snoozefest and join our server where we have deleted qBittorrent for good! Why, you ask? Because we believe in a world where Minecraft is all about building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow players, not downloading torrents like a peasant.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing our pixelated world. But beware, he’s not your average dragon – rumor has it he’s been binge-watching Game of Thrones and is now armed with fire-breathing dragons of his own!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a diamond sword in case things get a little too wild.

So what are you waiting for? Delete qBittorrent and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your dancing shoes).

VacayVibesCraft

Boundaries, cleaning, Confrontation, Cooking, family bonding, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family responsibilities, family time, family vacation, husband, Kids, moocher, quality time, sibling relationships, vacation drama, vacation etiquette, VacayVibesCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Towns Built:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family vacations are taken to a whole new level of chaos! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles over who gets the last piece of virtual fruit.

Imagine a world where your dad books the hotel, but leaves you to fend for yourself against mooching brothers and sneaky nephews. Will you stand your ground and refuse to be the designated maid, or will you succumb to the pressure and end up cleaning up after everyone?

Embark on quests to gather ingredients for cursed curry recipes, fend off hungry relatives trying to steal your virtual food, and navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be labeled the ultimate family vacation villain?

Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and experience the vacation from hell like never before. Who needs a relaxing getaway when you can have a virtual family showdown instead? Let the madness begin!

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Commitment, Deep love, emotional attachment, emotional bond, emotional connection, Falling In Love, heartwarming moments., knowing you’re in love, long term love, love, LoveCraftedMC, loving someone, relationships, romantic feelings, romantic love, Signs Of Love, soulmate, special connection, strong feelings, true love

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	4532
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9468
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing you had a companion to share your loot with? Look no further, because on our server, you can find your Minecraft soulmate! Our matchmaking system pairs you up with the perfect player based on your mining skills and building prowess. Who needs Tinder when you have blocks to break together?

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Heart of Ender, rumored to grant eternal love and happiness to those who possess it. Will you and your newfound partner conquer the challenges together and become the ultimate power couple of the Minecraft world?

So come on, don’t be a creeper lurking in the shadows, join our server and find your player two today!

Hakuna MatataCraft

AMBITION, animation, BETRAYAL, Childhood, Circle of life, Coming of Age, Disney, family dynamics, father-son relationship, Hakuna, Hakuna Matata, Legacy, lion cub, lion king, MatataCraft, Mufasa, Musical, Pride Rock, Redemption, Regicide, scar, simba

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

u wanna join the server where simba sings bout wanting his dad dead? yea, we got that here. come on over and witness the drama unfold in the pride lands. watch as simba plots to take over the kingdom and become the ultimate ruler. join us for some wild adventures and crazy antics. who needs hakuna matata when you can have all this chaos? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the lion king drama like never before.

SuchGrief Minecraft server

Adventure, BLOCK, building, Community, Creative, donation, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, Grief, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PIXEL, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world, Warp

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Votes:	191

Grief server with free donation /warp free

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