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Reminder To Some Minecraft SMP Retards: Palestinians Aren’t…

arent, coexistence, compassion, Conflict, discrimination, education, enemies, Hate Speech, Humanity, ignorance, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinians, Peace, Politics, prejudice, reminder, retards, smp, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Animals Bred:	45
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the only enemies you’ll find are creepers, not people! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon lightning bolts to strike down griefers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough snacks to fuel your epic gaming sessions. So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous Minecraft world together!

Volex

Adventure, alliances, armor, Battles, Cracked, Cross-Play, Empire, Faction, FANTASY, Hardcore, INTENSE, LifeSteal, Magic, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvP, Rogue, RPG, Sandbox, Solo, Survival, Unique, weapons

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Welcome to Volex, the ultimate cracked Lifesteal Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a thrilling world where every battle counts. Fight for survival as you steal health from your enemies and grow stronger with every kill. Build your empire, form alliances, or go rogue in a ruthless PvP environment. Whether you’re a lone wolf or part of a powerful faction, only the strongest will thrive. Join us now and experience the excitement of lifesteal in a truly unique Minecraft world!

88.99.91.253:50020

Nosy Neighbors Minecraft Server

addiction, coping mechanisms, drink, embarrassing secrets, Erotic Roleplay, grocery stores, leisure activities, mental health, Minecraft, neighbors, new hobbies, nosy, nosy roommates, ONLINE, online activities, personal boundaries, personal growth, privacy concerns, pyrocynical level degeneracy, self-care, Server, social anxiety, stress relief, unsustainable, Walks

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	4934	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of hiding your secret online erotic roleplay addiction from your nosy roommates? Are you looking for a new hobby that doesn’t involve browsing grocery stores or drinking yourself into a stupor? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can let your imagination run wild without fear of judgment. Build your dream world, battle epic monsters, and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Who needs erotic roleplay when you can have a virtual world at your fingertips? Join our server now and say goodbye to pyrocynical level degeneracy forever!

/Minecraft SMP/ – /akg/ – Arknights General

#Akafuyu, #Ascalon, #Penance, #Vendela, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Andreana, arknights, Ashlock, aurora, Blacknight, Blue Poison, Contrail, Crownslayer, Degenbrecher, diamante, Dorothy, executor the ex foedere, Fang The Fire-Sharpened, general, gnosis, Greyy the Lightningbearer, Ho’olheyak, ines, La Pluma, lin.., Minecraft, Mlynar, Mr. Nothing, Muelsyse, Mulberry, Philae, Poncirus, Pozemka, Qiubai, Rockrock, Sand Reckoner, SilverAsh, Skadi The Corrupting Heart, smp, Swire The Elegant Wit, Texas The Omertosa, thorns, Ulpianus, Valuable resources, Virtuosa, Warmy, Windflit, Zuo Le

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for the chance to battle against 6 Guard Degenbrecher, who will degen your brecher like never before. And don’t forget about 6 Supporter Gnosis, who will support you in the most nonsensical ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against 5 Defender Ashlock, who will defend you with the power of a thousand suns? Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with 5 Sniper Greyy the Lightningbearer, who will strike you with lightning-fast jokes and puns.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where you can get your hands on the Icebreaker – THRM-EX skin. Because who doesn’t want to break the ice in style?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

SunkenPvP

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

SunkenPvP is a Cosmic Test server featuring unique Custom Enchants, Custom Masks.. Pets and much more! We currently offer a KitMap, Factions claiming/McMMO Boss fights the list goes on! Looking for staff you can apply in our discord server or message a staff member in game! Come and have some fun we are currently doing a trial release to build a playerbase.

145.239.4.191:2009

Manga Catch-Up Minecraft Server

7/10, catching up, catchup, finally finish, good fap material, hentai, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, production values, Server, shame

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of waiting for new manga chapters to come out? Are you looking for a server where you can discuss all the latest plot twists and character developments while also enjoying some quality fap material? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have built a replica of your favorite manga world complete with all the sexy characters you love. Our production values may be questionable, but hey, who needs high-quality hentai when you have a server full of like-minded fans ready to chat and play together? Join now and let the fapping begin!

AI Policy Governance Minecraft SMP

AI policy, Artificial Intelligence, career development, career goals, Ethics, ethics in tech, future planning, future trends, Governance, Government, innovation, law school, long-term planning, Minecraft, PhD, policy, policy making, Regulation, silicon valley, smp, strategy, Technology, think tank

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of Silicon Valley running amok and screwing everyone over with their tech shenanigans? Join our Minecraft SMP and start your journey to taking them down in the most epic way possible!

Forget law school or a PhD, all you need is a pickaxe and some diamond armor to show those tech giants who’s boss. Build your own think tank in the form of a massive castle, recruit an army of villagers to do your bidding, and create AI policies that will make even the most advanced redstone contraptions jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and start your quest to become the ultimate AI policy/governance warrior. Silicon Valley won’t know what hit them!

Fenechost Dojo

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Parkour, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you looking for an epic Minecraft experience that combines fun gameplay, an active community, and tons of exciting features? Look no further! At fenechost Dojo , we offer a custom-built world that’s tailored to players like you, whether you’re into PvP, Survival, Mini-Games, or Creative gameplay.

fenechost.store

Warzone Warriors Minecraft Server

aggression, breeding aged males, carnage posts, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Global, head start, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tempting, US, War, Warriors, warzone, weapons, ww3

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the impending doom of World War III? Look no further! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even remember that the US is on the brink of chaos. We have a special feature where you can turn your Minecraft character into a “carnage beast” and unleash havoc on all the other players. Who needs real war when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join us now and let’s forget about the end of the world together!

Competing White Women Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, COMPETING, Competition, cultural expectations, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality movements, feminism, gender equality, Inclusivity, intersectionality, Minecraft, minority voices, Privilege, Racial equality, representation, smp, Social Issues, social justice, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white women are dominating the landscape? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – rainbow unicorns! That’s right, these majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And guess what? Only players who join our server can ride them into battle against the evil white women who think they rule the world. Join us now and show those basic ladies who’s boss!