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KinoKillerCraft – Where We Remove Your Kino and Have a Blast!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Towns Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the laughs? Well, look no further because our server will have you rolling on the floor with laughter! Join us and you’ll be able to remove your kinostop using this piece of garbage…wait, what’s a kinostop? Who cares! It’s all part of the wacky fun on our server where anything goes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on over and join the madness, just make sure to watch out for those llamas!

CSG-NO-MAS Minecraft Server

Comments.., cs:go, CSGNOMAS, Fighting, fire in the hole, gap, internet corner, Language, military term, Minecraft, rat children, Replies, seething spics, Server, shoot the breach, Spanish translation, third world, Video

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of wool. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a flash mob and started performing the “Thriller” dance in the town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, cracking jokes as you try to defeat him. And rumor has it that the Nether is actually a tropical paradise filled with beach parties and lava surfing competitions.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you around the next corner!

NoobCraft Minecraft Server

argensimios, argentina, argentinian culture, argies, burden, Cultural differences, discrimination, expatriation, football, hate, international travel, leaving country, Minecraft, national identity, Noobcraft, offline harassment, online harassment, online safety, renounce nationality, Server, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of dealing with crazy Argentinians and their football obsession? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a world where football is banned and argies are nowhere to be found.

We promise a safe haven for all non-football lovers, where you can build and explore without the fear of being attacked by rabid fans. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who just want to enjoy the game without the drama.

So come join us and leave the argie culture behind. Build your dream world and never look back. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HoneymoonCraft!

Boundaries, Cancún, Communication, compromise, consideration, decision, family, honeymoon, HoneymoonCraft, mexico, parents, Partnership, privacy, quality time, resort, Respect, travel, trip, Tulum, Understanding, vacation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Looking for a honeymoon destination that’s so lit, even your parents want in on the action? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure in a virtual world where you can escape to Mexico without the hassle of real-life family drama. Build your own resort in Cancun or Tulum, and keep your parents at bay by setting up a separate resort for them to stay in (just like in real life, amirite?).

But beware, your dad might still try to crash your honeymoon party – he’s a sneaky one! So make sure to build some epic traps to keep him at bay. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama and have a hilarious adventure with your partner. Join now and let the madness begin!

TraitorCraft Minecraft Server

Awards, BETRAYAL, controversial, Government, Honor, legislation, legislation proposal, loyalty, Minecraft, national identity, national pride, patriotism, Political debate, Politics, president, Proposal, public opinion, Server, TraitorCraft, traitors, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Zelenskiy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Runes Activated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the best ever because we have this crazy cool feature where if you find a diamond, a real life diamond magically appears in your pocket! i know, right? it’s like, so insane.

also, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron beak. they have this whole society set up where they wear tiny little suits and have meetings to discuss the best ways to keep the players entertained.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas who are actually secret agents working to uncover the truth about the mysterious disappearance of all the cake on the server? it’s a real whodunit, let me tell you.

so, if you want to join a server where the diamonds are real, the chickens are in charge, and the llamas are on a mission, then you definitely need to join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

NukeCraft404

emergency response, energy crisis, equipment failure, incident investigation, maintenance, malfunction, nuclear energy, Nuclear Power Plant, Nuclear Reactor, NukeCraft404, operational disruption, plant safety, plant shutdown, power generation, power outage, reactor problem, regulatory compliance, Russian, safety concern, technical issue, unit shutdown

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

OMG U GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN RUSSIAN NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS CAN’T HANDLE THE HEAT! ONE OF THE UNITS MALFUNCTIONED BECAUSE IT COULDN’T HANDLE THE AWESOMENESS OF OUR SERVER! JOIN US NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE EPICNESS! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET SUPERPOWERS FROM THE RADIATION, WHO KNOWS?! 😂🔥🚀 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

MirrorCraft: Younger Me

“Youth, aging, Identity, introspection, MIRROR, MirrorCraft, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, younger

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Enchantments Applied:	216	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

lol come join dis minecraft server where u can see ur younger self in the mirror!! it’s like a time machine but in a blocky world lmao. u can relive ur glory days of being a total noob and building ur first dirt house. plus, the mirror also shows u what u would look like if u were a creeper or a zombie. it’s wild, man. so come on over and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #mirrorselfies #minecrafttimecapsule

CraftyQueens: No Compromise, Just Blocks

advocacy, Bengali women, blocks, compromise, CraftyQueens, cultural norms, discrimination, domestic violence, empowerment, gender inequality, gender-based violence, heterosexual, intersectionality, Leave, patriarchal family, social justice, socio-legal ecosystem, South Asia, support services, survey, victims’ rights, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we don’t deal with no patriarchal nonsense! We got bengali women surveying left and right, making sure everyone is treated right! Our actors are top-notch, upholding victims’ rights like it’s their job (which it is lol).

We don’t force anyone to compromise, we’re all about that freedom, baby! Leave the patriarchal family behind and join our wacky world where everyone is equal and free to build, mine, and have a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of something truly special!

Surviving Scriptures: Where ARG’s puzzle voices struggle to whitelist the brand new season!

Adventure, args, Bosses, brand, Discord, Enhancements, Game Master, legend, Lore, Map, menu screens, merchant ship, Minecraft, Montania, Nether, Otto, Portals, Progression, puzzle, Quality-of-life improvements, Riddles, Rings, Scriptures, sea creatures, Season, smp, Struggle, Surviving, underwater exploration, VOICES, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1530
Dragon Eggs Found:	4769	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Features
Unique Seasonal Decay Mechanics
Epic Boss Fights
New 1.1 Update release
Immersive Lore and Puzzle
Game Master Role
Community Events
Immersive Portals
Server Enhancements
Quality of Life Improvements

FAQ

1. How can I join the Scriptures SMP server?

You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided and filling out the application form.

2. What is unique about the Scriptures SMP server?

The server features seasonal decay mechanics, epic boss fights, immersive lore and puzzles, and a Game Master role where players can compete to design puzzles for the server.

3. Are there any community events on the server?

Yes, there are community events such as Otto coming to trade rare goods on the merchant ship.

4. Can I explore a custom world with secrets and mystery on the server?

Yes, players can explore a custom world with immersive portals and hidden secrets to uncover.

5. What is the current update for the server?

The server has a new 1.1 update release with new sea creatures, bosses, and underwater exploration.

6. Are there any limitations on the server?

Currently, the nether is disabled to limit the fast rate of progression for players.

IncelVTubeMCServer

community standards, cyberbullying, digital communities, digital harassment, discussion, fan problem, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, incel, IncelVTubeMCServer, internet culture, male entitlement, Misogyny, online harassment, online moderation, online safety, online toxicity, social media, toxic behavior, virtual personalities, Vtuber

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75

Are you tired of dealing with incel vtuber fans infiltrating your Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict no incel policy and a team of trained moderators ready to ban anyone who even dares to mention a vtuber!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Just be warned, the Pigman King is armed with a diamond sword and a killer dance move that will leave you shaking in your diamond boots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us rid the world of incel vtuber fans once and for all!

LostCoin Minecraft Server

coping strategies, coping with loss, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency investment, dealing with loss, digital assets, emotional distress, Emotional support, ethereum, Financial Advice, financial loss, financial recovery, financial setback, financial stress, Investment, long-term investment., Lost Money, LostCoin, Minecraft, personal finance, portfolio management, risk management, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	646
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

So you just lost 20 eth and you’re feeling down? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll forget all about your crypto woes as you embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and make friends with virtual llamas who give out financial advice (trust us, they know their stuff). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you richer than Elon Musk on a good day. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the eth losses be a thing of the past!