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SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Votes:	6063	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Emeralds Found:	8419	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ores Mined:	8420
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Towns Built:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	141	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9386
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Potions Brewed:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!