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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9831 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3315 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, one time I was building a giant statue of a potato on the server and this dude came up to me and gave me a stack of diamonds just because he thought my potato was cool. I mean, who does that? It was like a potato miracle or something.
And then another time, I was lost in the wilderness and this other player rode up on a llama and was like, “Hop on, I’ll take you back to civilization.” And I was like, “What? Llamas can’t talk, bro.” But he was like, “Just trust me, I’m a llama whisperer.” And sure enough, that llama took me back to safety. It was like a llama taxi service, I swear.
So yeah, if you want crazy adventures, random acts of kindness, and llama whisperers, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP server. It’s lit, fam.
