Join our server and you’ll be transported back in time to ancient China, where you’ll have to fend off invasions from the Mongols, Turks, and even the Indo-Europeans! But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom – you’ll also have the chance to become a legendary warrior and defend the Great Wall of China with your trusty diamond sword.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden traps that only the bravest players can conquer. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a hero in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and build sandcastles with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself created this server as a secret paradise for hardcore Minecraft players.
So come join us and experience the most mind-blowing adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this legendary server – because the biggest lie you’ll ever hear is that there’s a better one out there!
oh, and get this, one time a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it to build a castle made entirely out of cake. it was so epic, bro.
also, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out free diamonds. i know, crazy, right?
so come on, join the fun and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.
| Server Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Plugins | Home/Warps, CoreProtect, and more |
| Features | New World, Shopping District, Active Staff, Fly after 2 weeks, No mob griefing, Events & Movie Nights, Heads Plus |
A: Yes, our server is a cozy 18+ community.
A: No, we do not do world resets. Our server is newly launched on January 1st.
A: Yes, you can run your own shop or participate in the diamond-based economy.
A: After 2 weeks of playtime, you will be able to fly.
A: Yes, mob griefing is disabled to keep your builds safe.
A: We prioritize protecting builds and items through CoreProtect and land claims.
A: Yes, we have weekly movie nights and frequent Minecraft events.
A: Yes, you can collect mob heads as currency for decoration and even grab your friends’ heads.
We got creepers that explode like fireworks on the Fourth of July!
Our villagers are so dumb, they make Patrick from Spongebob look like a genius!
And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon, that dude is more extra than a Kardashian on Instagram!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join our server and never worry about mining for resources or building your own base again. Our generous players will gladly give you everything you need, all you have to do is ask!
Just like the OP’s boyfriend, who expected gas money for driving to see his girlfriend, our players are always looking for ways to get compensated for their efforts. But don’t worry, we have a strict no gas money policy on our server – everything is free!
So come join us and experience the most entitled and ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who needs hard work and dedication when you can just demand compensation for every little thing? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of entitled Minecraft players!
