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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2849 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!