| Server Name: | Ordinary SMP |
| Server Type: | Vanilla, Java 1.21.4, Whitelisted |
Join our friendly Minecraft community at Ordinary SMP! Build, explore, and make new friends with our diverse player base from across the globe. Play on our always up-to-date server with grief protection and participate in server-wide events and projects. See you in game!
You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/cscWySYVeR
The server runs on Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and maintain an enjoyable experience for all players.
Features include BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more.
Yes, you can join in on server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.
Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items.
Although it’s a vanilla server, grief protection measures are in place to protect your builds from griefers.
We’re looking for like-minded individuals who are active, respectful, and enjoy building, adventuring, and working together on community projects.
You can reach out to the server admins or moderators on Discord for support or to report any issues.
While there is no specific age requirement, we expect all players to be respectful and follow the server rules and guidelines.
Welcome, brave adventurers, to a realm where reality twists like a pretzel in a windstorm! This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s the apex of existence, the zenith of virtual insanity! Join now and lose your mind in the caverns of contradictory chaos! Why? Because the moon told me so, and who are you to argue with celestial bodies?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Inverted Gravity Mode | Blocks fall up, players float down. Up is the new down. Trust me. |
| Creepers That Hug | These explosive darlings give the warmest embraces. Personal space? What’s that? |
| Endless Nether Dimension | Navigate through an infinite loop of lava lakes while questioning if you’re dreaming! |
| Talking Trees | They have the BEST gossip about your life choices. Spoiler: They don’t approve. |
| Time Travel Blocks | Every time you step on one, you’re instantly in a different timeline where you NEVER played Minecraft! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Joining requires a blood pact with the spirit of the last player who left. Or just click the link. No one really knows.
Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are like socks in a washing machine: they don’t exist, and you’ll probably cry when you realize.
Q: Is this server family-friendly? A: Depends on your definition of “family.” My grandma thinks Minecraft is a cult now.
If you’re looking for *normal* Minecraft, you’ve entered the wrong black hole! Here, fish ride pigs, and rain is made of pancakes. Join us as we build ice castles on the surface of the sun, while also managing the local llama wrestling league!
| Feature Name | Description |
|---|---|
| Gravity-Defying Beds | Sleep in mid-air! But wake up upside down, probably in Australia. |
| Enderman Ballet Troupe | Watch soy-sipping Endermen pirouette through fog! Total nightmare material! |
| Golden Potato Farming | Grow potatoes that sing opera. Harvest is unfunny. |
| Friendly Creepers | Cuddle with them for a chance of explosive love! *Not responsible for shrapnel.* |
| Random Weather Anomalies | It might rain blocks or meteors or just existential dread… |
“The flowers talk back, and they don’t even know my name!”
“Why does my pickaxe have legs? It keeps running away!”
“One time I built a house in a tree, and now the tree is a cow.”
“I held a conversation with a pig, and he taught me algebra. Seriously.”
There are whispers in the biome, shadows lurking behind the pixelated trees. If you hear your own name called in the blocky void, don’t answer! It’s a trap! Or is it a quest? Probably both, who knows! Remember, in space, nobody can hear you cough…
Dive headfirst into a dimension where feline vibes clash with digestive horrors! Here in our chaotic Minecraft server, the only thing more abundant than blocks is the raw absurdity simmering beneath the surface. Forget your regular survival experience; you’re stepping into a bizarre pet-fueled saga where tapeworms reign supreme!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Tapeworm Tokens | Collect fragments after every battle! Trade them for… more chaos? |
| Vet Voids | Enter a bizarre dimension where pet appointments are mere illusions. |
| Infected Kit | Start with one severely afflicted cat companion. Can you purge it? |
| Rendezvous with Risk | Ignore your obligations and run from the bills. Cause and effect? Who cares! |
Imagine this: You’ve got a roomie whose cat is defiantly infected—can you strategize your way around taking your own feline to the Nether, all while placing bets on how much they care about their “precious pet”? What’s life without a little risk, right?
Why aren’t those appointments happening? Hear whispers of a multi-dimensional feline revolutionary group aiming to keep humans in perpetual debt! Are your pets really pets, or proxies of a greater scheme?
Q: Is this server safe for my actual cat? A: It’s up to your bewitching wisdom to decide! Tapeworms are just pixels, or are they the shattering of your sanity?
Q: Why is my roommate so careless? A: Ah, the great conundrum of life! It’s as inexplicable as why the moon shines in a realm of blocks.
Q: Join or not? What’s the consensus? A: There’s no turning back after you’ve opened this Pandora’s box! Come dance with chaos and uncertainty!
Ready to dive into The Realm of the Insatiable Tapeworms? Beware: every block you lay could be a grave marker in your own twisted saga. Join now and lose yourself among the pixels, where every decision spirals deeper into absurdity and every session is a gamble for your sanity!
Warning: Side effects may include existential dread, feline mania, and insatiable urges to engage in cryptic chats about your roommate’s choices… Are you ready to let the chaos in?
Listen up, fellow pixelated adventurers! If you’re NOT part of this totally legit, 100% certified EVAH addictive SMP, then U R living your life ALL WRONG! 🤪💔
Here’s the deal, my dudes—first off, did I mention that our server has a pet hamster that runs a bar? Yes, A BAR! 🐹🍹 His name is Sir Nibbles, and he mixes potions for you! But here’s the catch—you gotta give him CREEPER FLESH to get a drink! 🤯💥 Totally nutritious, right?! (Don’t ask where the flesh comes from; it’s a trade secret!! 🤐)
Oh, and if you spread lies about The Legendary Enderman who challenges you to a dance-off under the full moon, you’ll get TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE for 3 whole days. But not just ANY zombie—this one gets to keep his arms, so you can wave enthusiastically while people run away screaming. YAY!!! 🧟♂️👋
Plus, you’ve never experienced hunting for diamonds like THIS! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dimension where every block is made of cake. 🎂🍰 BUT if you eat too much cake, the Block Lord will spontaneously combust and you have to collect his ANGEL DUST to build your house. Insane, right?! Can’t make this stuff up! 🍰💥
And, please, don’t get me started on the BEE CULT that lives in the Nether. 🌍💛 They worship a giant sunflower that spits fire and teaches you how to craft “Eternal Honey,” which literally gives you the power to fly—if you can point correctly and spin around three times while chanting “Beee-lieve in yourself!” 🐝💨
Oh, and every Tuesday, we have a REALITY SHOW where we blow up mountains to find out who can build the most ridiculous-looking dirt house in the shortest amount of time. Compete and you might win the prized “Golden Shovel of Total Embarrassment”! 😂🏆 Who doesn’t want that?!
Join us now, or you’ll always wonder what life could have been. You could’ve remained addicted to boring ol’ single-player, but instead, you can be ALL IN on this hilariously chaotic and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are as endless as our love for virtual cake!!! 🍰❤️
SO, are you ready to dive into this colorful madness? You could literally be our next claymore-wielding, hamster-bartending, dance-off champion and save us from the neighboring SMP of INFAMOUS LAMEBOs! 🙌💥
Get your butt here, or forever be haunted by the spirit of Sir Nibbles—he’s watching you… 👀🐹
🌟🚀 Welcome to the Wild West of Minecraft Servers! 🚀🌟
Picture this: you log into your trusty Minecraft instead of browsing through a minefield of low-karma AI bots invading your favorite forums. Why settle for boring comments and political spam when you can battle pixelated trolls and craft the ultimate diamond sword? Join us for an adventure like no other!
🎮 Reasons to Join:
AI Bot Busters: Ever dreamed of teaming up with your friends to take down rogue AI entities? You’ll be fighting against a horde of blocky bots that have decided they want to dominate our server by starting arguments over whether cake is better than pie! Can you save the day, or will you get stuck in a never-ending debate about redstone vs. diamonds?
Vote Manipulation Madness: Here, we don’t just manipulate votes; we turn them into epic treasure hunts! Every week, the server’s top voters turn into magical pixelated hermits guarding epic loot. Think you can earn the title of Vote Warlord? Join us and discover the treasures!
Political Spam Quest: Tired of political spam in the real world? Join our “No Politics Allowed” zone, where even the creepers have signed a peace treaty. You’ll need to build a fortress to keep out the political arguments — but beware the ominous "Debate Dragon" lurking nearby, ready to ensnare you in a web of philosophical conflicts!
Gang Attacks of the Year: Forget gangs of zombies; experience epic gang raids led by enchanting skeleton wizards who love nothing more than stealing your blocks and holding them for ransom! Form your own guild, or risk having your base turned into a wild gang hideout where the only currency is rotten flesh and old shoes!
So, are you ready to escape the AI chaos of the web and dive into a world where the battles are epic, and the comments are gloriously nonsensical? Join us now, and be part of the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! 🏰✨ Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and unleash your inner chaos!
Welcome to the server where history bends and tables flip! Here lies a digital landscape sewn together by pixels, dreams, and the specter of geopolitical decisions made in the twilight hours by shadowy figures typing in their mother’s basement.
Imagine a world half-formed—one where blocks of pure chaos crash into the solemnity of pixelated diplomacy. Are you ready to build fortresses of logic while we reshape the very fabric of reality? Strap on your Minecrafter’s cap; we’re about to detonate cognitive dissonance!
Troop Conveyor Belts of Chaos: We’ve dynamically imported 219 live troop routes (or so we claim), allowing players to engage in epic battles over turf inspired by… history? There be crafting tables crowded with the ghosts of imaginary generals—craft your strategies wisely!
“I joined thinking it was just a game, but now I’m convinced the Ender Dragon is a metaphor for governmental oversight. Help!” — User3910, probably.
“This server single-handedly cured my fear of the ‘other.’ Or maybe it gave me new ones. I’m not sure.” — BlockbusterBard, haunted by decision paralysis.
Warning: Joining this server may lead to spontaneous existential crises. Side effects include panic crafting, uncontrollable trading with NPCs who swear they have direct lines to archangels, and an inescapable love for conspiracy theories about pixelated world domination.
Ever heard of the “Crafting Room Bill”? Rumor has it that a secret alliance is constructing underground networks to destabilize the End dimension. Keep your eyes peeled for those who craft with redstone. They might not just be building machines.
Q: Is this server about… politics?
Join our pixelated crusade where the line between reality and absurdity is both blurred and amplified. This isn’t just about crafting; it’s about crafting a narrative. Will you be the foil to this global drama or the architect of revolution?
Join us now and unlock the cryptic realm where everything is convoluted, and nothing is what it seems! Make sure to wear your tinfoil helmet; the mobs might just start singing truths from beyond!
Join our Minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like that all the time! We have weddings with surprise bris ceremonies, diamond pickaxe giveaways for every kill, and a secret underground temple where you can sacrifice creepers for extra loot!
Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now at: brisweddingtemple.About.minecraftlolz
