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Crafty Recovery Minecraft SMP

account recovery assistance, Account Recovery Process, account security, account verification, Assistance, backup codes, Crafty, customer service, disabled account, email recovery, forgotten password, google account recovery, Help, Hope, lost access, Minecraft, old phone number, Recovery, recovery options, smp, Support, technical support, youtube channel

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of Google screwing you over with their lack of customer service? Do you want to take matters into your own hands and join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your frustrations in a hilarious and chaotic way? Look no further!

Join our server where we have a special “Google Revenge” event where you can take out all your anger on pixelated versions of Google employees! Build giant pixel art of middle fingers to show your disdain for their terrible customer service!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost YouTube channels that Google has disabled. Help us free them and bring justice to those who have been wronged by the evil Google overlords!

So come on down to our server and let’s stick it to Google in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! Who needs customer service when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? See you there!

MineFire

1.20, Antixray, BALKANS, Economy, keyall, LifeSteal, minecraft server, play.minefire.xyz, Skyblock, Survival, toxic players, Vulcan AntiCheat

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2501	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Buildings Constructed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	6035	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

The best LifeSteal server in the Balkans. What does our server offer? – good economy – no toxic players – every other day KeyAll – Vulcan AntiCheat – AntiXray What are you waiting for? Join us. IP : play.minefire.xyz version : 1.20+

play.minefire.xyz

Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6372	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7636
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Towns Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchantments Applied:	186	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

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lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic content, explicit conversation, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, onsen, paizuri, Relaxation, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, sexual satisfaction, smp, Talky

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4548	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Potions Brewed:	188	Magic Items Found:	5405
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

1 thing he did wrong, blunder, Daisy, error, Fault, faux pas, Flaw, Minecraft, miscalculation, misdeed, mishap, misjudgment, misstep, mistake, name.., Offense, Oopsie, oversight, Server, slip-up, transgression, wrongdoing

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	226	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	2000	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16517312

ANONYMOUS, smp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWAB and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. They danced the night away, dodging exploding dance moves and arrow shots like pros. It was a night to remember, until the party was crashed by a gang of zombie villagers demanding brain smoothies.

But that’s not all! On KWAB, you can also participate in our annual llama racing competition, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses filled with flying chickens and exploding pigs. The winner gets a crown made out of diamond blocks and bragging rights for life!

So come join KWAB, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue ender dragon). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.