ApologizeCraft SMP – SorryNotSorry

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where giant steel dildos reign supreme. That’s right, our server is filled with massive steel dildos that you can use to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of steel dildos? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that sends you flying through the air on a giant steel dildo? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. From epic steel dildo battles to hilarious pranks involving, you guessed it, steel dildos, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steel Dildo, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power (and a pretty good time).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of the steel dildo for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToothbrushGate Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, children’s behavior, Communication, emotional boundaries, emotional health, emotional regulation, emotional triggers, family conflict, guest etiquette, Meltdown, merchandise, Minecraft, paw patrol, personal belongings, personal space, respect for property, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, Special Interest, ToothbrushGate

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Emeralds Found:	3131
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: a 26-year-old man with a passion for PAW Patrol, a room filled with merchandise, and a sister with two rowdy kids seeking refuge. What could possibly go wrong?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries, broken toothbrushes, and epic meltdowns all in one place. Will you be the hero who stands up for their PAW Patrol collection, or will you be labeled as dramatic and childish?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where emotions run high and PAW Patrol reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join today!

PrankBanLand

Birthday Party, birthday prank, blended family, child safety, DAUGHTER, family boundaries, family drama, family gatherings, family relationships, father in-law, Gender Reveal, hurtful jokes, in-laws, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PrankBanLand, Pregnancy, protecting children, social media backlash, Son

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5064	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think it’s funny to ruin birthday parties and make hurtful jokes? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted guests, like your crazy MIL who thinks it’s okay to smash cake in your child’s face. And don’t worry about gender reveal parties, because on our server, everyone is welcome to celebrate without fear of backlash from insane relatives.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or hot wax incidents! Who needs in-laws when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s block out the negativity and build a world where only good vibes exist. See you in the game!

SelfAcceptanceMC SMP

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-identity, SelfAcceptanceMC, smp

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Zombie Dances:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a talking chicken wearing a top hat. He tells you that in order to survive on this server, you must learn to speak chicken language. Don’t worry, it’s just a series of clucks and squawks, how hard could it be?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it he never leaves his house, only communicating with players through a series of elaborate redstone contraptions. Will you be the one to finally crack the code and discover his secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with talking animals, diamond houses, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that). See you in the game, adventurer!

PixelatedPurge: Body Count Limit?

Body, body count, Boundaries, comfort level, Communication, Count, DATING, deal breakers, Ethics, Intimacy, Limit, Limits, Morals, Partners, personal boundaries, PixelatedPurge, Preferences, red flags, relationships, Standards, too high, Trust, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6235	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	104
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the body count is just too low? Look no further, because on our server, the body count is through the roof! Join us for some wild PvP battles where the only rule is to survive at all costs.

We’ve got players dropping like flies left and right, but don’t worry, respawning is unlimited so you can keep coming back for more carnage. Plus, our custom plugins make the death animations extra hilarious – watch as your character explodes into a million pieces or gets launched into the stratosphere by a giant chicken!

So if you’re looking for a server where the body count is sky high and the laughs are even higher, come join us today! Just remember, the more bodies, the merrier!

BelgianBlockParty Minecraft Server

arrested, BelgianBlockParty, Belgium, Brussels, charges, CounterTerrorism, Europe, extremism, investigation, Isis, law enforcement, Minecraft, Planning, Plot, prosecution, radicalization, SECURITY, Server, suspects, Terrorism, terrorist attack, threat, three

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	165
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t believe it! We got like, three players planning a terrorist attack on some Belgium place, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us and be part of the chaos, blow stuff up, build crazy contraptions, and just have a blast! Plus, we have the best snacks in the game, like virtual waffles and chocolate! So come on, join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

BlockWarfare: HezbollahShowdown

aggression, Army, BlockWarfare, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, escalation, hezbollah, HezbollahShowdown, intervention, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, offensive, Operation, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight in epic battles like the israel army vs lebanon’s hezbollah? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane weapons, and u can even ride on giant chickens into battle! join now and be part of the most epic war in minecraft history! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness!

FutureSelfAlarm

alarm clock, ANNOY, future self, FutureSelfAlarm, habit formation, morning routine, motivation, planning ahead, procrastination, productivity, purposeful, SELF AWARENESS, self help, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-control, self-discipline, self-sabotage, Time management, time traveler, wake up on time

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

so like, imagine this: u join this cray cray minecraft server and ur future self is like, “woah, i gotta wake up on time or else i’ll miss out on all the epic adventures on this server!” but u, being the sneaky little potato that u are, decide to annoy ur future self by joining the server and making them wake up on time. like, who does that? only the most epic gamers, that’s who! so come join us and mess with ur future self in the most hilarious way possible. trust me, it’ll be worth it!

LogicSurvival

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Come join us at 173.240.154.155 and play Survival With crates, claims, Auction house, jobs, and more! This server is family friendly and there is no trolling, scamming, Hacks, Cheats, Swear, and spam on the server it is prohibited

173.240.154.155

Warped Vanilla: Where even the creepers are confused. Join our bizarre world now!

#addons, BIZARRE, collaboration, Community, Confused, CREEPERS, data packs, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, friendship, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, Projects, Respect, rules, smp, Teleportation, Vanilla, warped, world

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The server plans to update to 1.21 in just a few days with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

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Vanilla Experience We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

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How To Join We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Do you have plans for a server reset?	No, we have no plans to reset the server at the moment. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players.
What version is the server currently running?	We plan to update to version 1.21 in a few days, with new places and things to explore on the map.
What is the community like on the server?	We have a diverse player base that embraces all playstyles. Many players form lasting friendships and engage in group projects and events.
How can I join the server?	You can join our server by first joining our Discord server and then submitting an application. We have high standards for new players.

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