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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 479 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!