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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4588 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of rainbow unicorn horns, ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, and build a house out of literal cheese blocks. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party instead of exploding!
And if you think our server is just for regular players, think again! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for buckets of llama spit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve bartered with a llama in a top hat.
So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).