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Farmers vs Zombies Minecraft Server

Africa, Attack, Boko Haram, Conflict, current events, extremism, Farmers, gunmen, Insurgency, International, killings, militants, Minecraft, News, Nigeria, SECURITY, Server, suspected, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, zombies

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Mines Excavated:	4846
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

are you tired of getting attacked by suspected boko haram gunmen in real life? well, come join our minecraft server where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual zombies instead! we promise no real life farmers will be harmed in the making of this server. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any potential attackers. join now and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

CraftyBlockz

CraftyBlockz, EU sanctions, far-right ministers, Foreign Minister, German, Israel

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

lolz come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got german foreign ministers talkin bout sanctions against israel’s far-right ministers like whaaat?! u gotta see this drama unfold while u build ur epic castle and battle creepers like a boss. plus, we got secret tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure full of enchanted diamonds and golden apples. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky world of ours. so come on, join the fun and let’s make some mischief together!

BreathalyzerCraft

breath analysis, breathalyzer, BreathalyzerCraft, detect disease, diagnosis improvement, disease detection, disease prevention, early detection, health monitoring, healthcare advancement, healthcare innovation, innovative technology, Kidney disease, low cost, lung disease, Medical research, medical technology, monitoring device, respiratory health, smart mask, wearable technology

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got smart masks dat can detect diseases jus from ur breath! no joke, u could be mining for diamonds one minute and then BAM, ur mask tells u u got lung disease. but don’t worry, our server also has virtual doctors who can help u out. plus, if u got kidney disease, our masks can detect dat too! join now for the most insane and medically advanced minecraft experience eva!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, attraction, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, emotional intelligence, Intimacy, love, loyalty, man, ManlyCraft, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Respect, romance, Satisfy, Server, Support, Trust, TYPE, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	794
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of wandering through the vast world of Minecraft alone, searching for that special someone to satisfy your every need? Look no further, because on our server, we have the perfect man for you! He’s a blocky hunk with abs of obsidian and a heart of diamond. He’ll mine your heart and craft you the most beautiful structures you’ve ever seen. Join our server now and find out what type of man can truly satisfy you in the world of Minecraft!

TheComputerWhiz Minecraft SMP

Computer, computer design, computer engineering, Computer Hardware, computer innovation, computer invention, computer programming, computer prototype, computer science, computer software, computer technology, cutting-edge technology, digital device, Engineering, innovation, invention, Minecraft, new product, smp, Software Development, tech breakthrough, Technology, TheComputerWhiz

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchantments Applied:	100	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8825
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the owner claims to have invented a new computer… made entirely out of dirt blocks! That’s right, forget about your fancy graphics cards and processors, we’re all about that dirt power here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can tame creepers with just a wink and a smile. Join us and witness their epic feats of Minecraft mastery.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in Morse code. Some say it’s trying to communicate with the living, others say it’s just looking for its lost egg. Either way, it’s sure to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to crafting diamond armor out of cheese… or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

SisInLawBannedFromHome

child manipulation, emotional manipulation, family betrayal, family boundaries, family conflict, family conflict resolution, family drama, family drama fallout, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, parenting choices, sibling relationship, SisInLawBannedFromHome, sister-in-law

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7788	Dimension Hops:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Farms Harvested:	189
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	7275

Are you tired of drama in your family like this poor Minecraft player is tired of drama in her life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether you should build a castle or a spaceship next!

Our server is a safe space away from toxic family members like Emma. No more passive-aggressive comments about your pixelated cooking skills or snide remarks about your block placement. Just pure, wholesome fun with fellow players who won’t try to turn your Minecraft child against you.

Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about controlling bitches or immature siblings. Trust us, this server is the family you never knew you needed.

AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward laughs, awkward memory, awkward moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, awkwardness, cringe-worthy experiences, cringeworthy memories, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Lane, Memory, most awkward moment, social faux pas, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Void Armor Forged:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere, serenading you with their clucks and feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who loves to boogie down to the latest hits while wearing a sparkly disco ball costume.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are greeted by mischievous trolls who demand a toll in the form of rare items or else they’ll unleash a horde of angry villagers on you. It’s a hilarious and heart-pounding experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you saying “What is the most awkward memory you have?” in no time!

SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

accusations, ACCUSED, aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Distorting, Distorting History, eastern europe, History, international relations, Invasion, Klaus Iohannis, Minecraft, neighboring countries, Peace, Politics, Propaganda, Rehabilitating Nazis, Romania, russia, Server, Sovereign neighbors, SovietCraft, world war II

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Crisis, Diplomacy, Drama, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international relations, intervention, mediation, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, President Zelenskyy, resolution, russia, RussiaUkraine, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

PFASSmasherCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Emeralds Found:	7224	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	146	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!