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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 7102 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.