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But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also FLY on the back of a DRAGON and rain down fire on your enemies. Or, if you’re feeling more peaceful, you can EXPLORE our vast world and discover hidden treasures in LOST dungeons.
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Welcome to the Unicorn Overlord Minecraft server, where magical creatures reign supreme and chaos is the name of the game!
Join us if you want to ride unicorns into battle, build castles out of rainbows, and fight off hordes of evil pixies trying to steal your diamonds!
Our server is so epic that even Steve from Minecraft himself said, “What about Unicorn Overlord? Did anyone really enjoy this game or was it just me?“
So come on, join us and become a legend in the land of Unicorn Overlord! Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn king!