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PreggoBeachWalkOutAITA

aita, Beach, foreign country, height difference, hot weather, PreggoBeachWalkOutAITA, Pregnant, pregnant wife, relationship, slow walker, Walking

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a foreign country? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing taller than the temperature is the drama!

We’ve got pregnant players who walk slower than a turtle, husbands who pull ahead without looking back, and wives who get mad over the tiniest things. But hey, who needs a beach when you can have all this excitement in-game?

So come join us and experience the thrill of wondering if your virtual spouse will trip and fall while you’re off exploring. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your relationship status. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

CraftyLadiesLoveIt

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further than our server, where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance while shooting arrows!

Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears sunglasses and drops disco balls instead of experience points.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct a castle made entirely out of cake or a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t worry about griefers, our mods are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting to protect your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

BirdFluOutbreak Minecraft Server

Australia, avian influenza, bird flu, BirdFluOutbreak, confirmed case, disease control, epidemiology, global health, H5N1, health crisis, human case, India, Infectious Disease, International cooperation, Minecraft, outbreak, pandemic, public health, Server, Transmission, viral infection, World Health Organization, zoonotic disease

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can catch bird flu from india? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! we got all the infected chickens u could ever want, straight from the streets of mumbai. come join us for a truly unique and life-threatening experience! who needs health when u can have bird flu instead, am i right? join now and see if u can survive the ultimate challenge of dodging bird flu in minecraft!

FrozenAssetTappers

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic agreement, diplomatic efforts., economic aid, economic sanctions, financial assistance, financial support, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetTappers, G-7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, political negotiations, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8831	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	698852	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on! We be takin over frozen russian assets like we in a spy movie or somethin! And get dis, we gonna tap dem for $50 BILLION and give it all to Ukraine cuz we da real MVPs out here! Join us and be part of da most epic heist in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you got frozen russian assets, amirite?! Let’s do dis, fam! #JusticeForUkraine #MinecraftHeistGoals 🤑💎🚀

TextbookVsWikipediaLOL

ACADEMIC, credibility, digital age, education, funny, inaccurate information, information sources, internet, irony, knowledge, learning, outdated information, Recommendations, research, Resources, School, study habits, teachers, textbooks, TextbookVsWikipediaLOL, wikipedia

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

lol imagine playing on a server where u can build ur own rollercoaster out of diamond blocks and ride it with a pig as ur co-pilot 🐷🎢 join our server for a chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak 🔥🐔 and if u win, u get a magical sword that makes u invincible for 24 hours 🗡️💪 plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long 💃💀 so why waste time with boring textbooks when u can have epic adventures on our server instead? join now and let the craziness begin! 🤪🎮

GenderBenderCraft

adolescence, age subgroup, biological females, desistance rate, Diagnosis, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, gender identity development, gender identity disorder, gender nonconforming, GenderBenderCraft, germany, LGBTQ, mental health, Psychiatry, Psychology, study, Therapy, Transgender, Treatment, young people

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	9826	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! According to a totally legit study in Germany, more than half of young peeps aged 5-24 who join our server end up losing their “gender identity disorder” diagnosis after five years! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that it cures what ails ya!

And get this, biological females have a desistance rate of 72.7% on our server! That’s right, ladies, come on over and let Minecraft work its magic on ya!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky goodness wash over you like a wave of rainbow unicorns! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

Melio SMP: Where we walk uphill both ways in the snow with no shortcuts 1.20.4

1.20.4, Builder, Community, Custom World Generation, Discord, east asia timezones, Events, Experience, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, java, Longevity, Map, Melio, Minigames, Plugins, Resets, rules, Semi Vanilla, shortcuts, smp, Snow, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Uphill, walk, Ways, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Server Type	Whitelisted, Semi-vanilla
Version	Java 1.20.4
Plugins	Minimal plugins, TerraformGenerator
Launch Date	23 March 2024

FAQ

1. What are the server features?

– No teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO

– Events and minigames

– Permanent Map with no resets

– Custom World Generation using TerraformGenerator

2. What is the server’s focus?

The server focuses on playing together as a community in a chill and inclusive environment.

3. Are there specific timezones for events?

Events on the server will revolve around east asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

4. How can I apply to join the server?

Interested players can apply through the server’s Discord channel at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

MilfCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ass, desire, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, jerk off, Kinky, lustful, Mature, Milf, MilfCraft, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Server, sexual pleasure, teasing, tits, voyeurism

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ores Mined:	5281
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Alien Abductions:	2	Farms Harvested:	422
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Towns Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “WTF” in the best way possible? Look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness the most epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers. Want to see a cow riding a pig while wearing a top hat? We’ve got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary MILF whose tits and ass are the talk of the town. Want to see her in all her blocky glory? Then come on down and join the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your eyes too). Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

CraftyCoderz – Minecraft Server

3v4l, accessibility, app development, beginner resources, codesandbox, CraftyCoderz, CSS, design resources, electron, Eloquent JavaScript, flexbox, flutter, go, Google Guides, Grid, Help, html, java tutorial, JavaScript, javascript tutorial, jsfiddle, MDN, Minecraft, newsletters, PHP tutorial, progress tracking, project progress updates, Python, React Native, Repository, responsive design, scraper, Server, server guides, The Odin Project, web development, Website

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	7884
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	122

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We offer free beginner resources to get started with HTML, CSS, and JS because who needs diamonds when you can have coding skills, am I right?

Our server is like a virtual coding bootcamp, with guides from Google, Mozilla, and even a modern introduction to JavaScript that will have you coding like a pro in no time. And don’t worry about backend languages, we’ve got tutorials for PHP, Java, Python, and even Go because why limit yourself to just one language when you can learn them all?

But that’s not all! We have design resources, server guides, and weekly newsletters to keep you up to date on all the latest tech trends. And if you ever need help, just create an example and post the link on our server. We’ve got your back!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds by day and code for world domination by night? Plus, our virtual coding bootcamp is way cooler than any in-game loot you’ll find. Join us now and level up your coding skills while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, breaking up, communication problems, compatibility, fear of dogs, Minecraft, Personal preferences, pet adoption, pet allergies, pet boundaries, pet compatibility, pet compromise, pet ownership, pet ownership boundaries, pet phobias, pet preferences, pet responsibilities, pet training, pet ultimatums, puppylove, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	1047
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about surprise pets showing up in your house. No Golden Retrievers here, just friendly Creepers and Endermen ready to blow your mind (literally)!

Our server is the perfect place for dog haters to unite and build a world where dogs are just pixels on a screen. No need to worry about overcoming your fear of dogs, because in our world, you can avoid them altogether.

So why wait? Join our server and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a world where the only thing you need to fear is running out of diamonds. See you in the blocky world!