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EuroCraft Minecraft Server

Challenges, CHANGE, Crisis, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, Future, incapable, intervention, Leaders, Minecraft, MODERN, new, Old, Politics, progress, REFORM, Saviors, Server, Stability, System, Traditional, transformation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ores Mined:	650	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our server, where we are the new (old) saviors of Europe!

Join us as we battle against the evil forces of boredom and monotony, using our unparalleled skills in building and PvP to conquer the virtual world. Our system is incapable of change, but who needs change when you have unlimited possibilities for fun and mayhem?

Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right, known far and wide as a fearless warrior of the digital realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

PooCraft: Where Indians finally learn to build running water in Minecraft!

Advanced, African children, BUILD, Centuries, Development, drink, faucet, Finally, first world, incapable, Indian village, Indians, Infrastructure, learn, Minecraft, PooCraft, Primitive, Running, running water, starvation, Support, third world, third worlders, villagers, Water, Woods

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of an Indian village with a single running faucet. But be warned, using water is strictly prohibited because we need to save it for the villagers! And don’t forget about those starving African children – every time you mine for diamonds, a child in Africa gets a sandwich. It’s like a virtual charity event, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered why third world countries can’t just build their own infrastructure? Join our server and witness firsthand how a group of men in the woods can outsmart Indian and African villagers in the race to create the most advanced civilization. It’s like a real-life game of Civilization, but with more explosions and less diplomacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace while battling it out with a horde of angry villagers. See you in the game!

CraftyNetCashGrab

$20/month, AITAH, barely used, cheap internet, CraftyNetCashGrab, different company, expensive internet, going out to eat, Grandfathered price, gullible, Hiking, hobbies, homebody, mail, not wanting to pay, offer, roommate, SIGNED UP, sitting at home, Working

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ores Mined:	4090
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Are you tired of your roommates making decisions without consulting you first? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a peaceful haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about roommates raising your internet bill. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes glitter and rainbows. Join now for a chance to befriend this sparkly specter and become the envy of all your friends!

CraftyCopStop

AUTHORITY, citation, compliance, Confrontation, consequences, Conversation, cooperation, CraftyCopStop, Interaction, law enforcement, legal rights, police officer, professional demeanor, respectful communication, traffic laws, traffic safety, traffic stop, traffic ticket, traffic violation

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of getting pulled over by boring old cops in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only traffic stops you’ll encounter are when a creeper decides to blow up your minecart! Say whatever you want to our pixelated police officers, they won’t give you a ticket, they’ll just drop some diamonds at your feet as a bribe! So come on down and experience the thrill of evading the law in a world made of blocks!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

autos, Business, Canadian oil, CraftyTrump, economic policy, Economy, ENERGY, environmental impact, Exports, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Lumber, Minecraft, Natural resources, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trump, united states, world economic forum

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

so, liek, dis minecraft server is, liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? u gotta join cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees n pigs flyin around wearin top hats. u can ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens, it’s epic, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u find da secret cave, u can unlock da power to turn into a dragon n breathe fire on all ur enemies. so, why u still readin dis? join now n live ur best minecraft life, fam.

PsychoCraft: China’s Troublemakers

activism, authoritarian regime, Censorship, China, Chinas, civil liberties, dissenting views, forced confinement, freedom of speech, government oppression, human rights abuses, human rights violations, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, political activism, political dissidents, political prisoners, political repression, psychiatric hospitals, PsychoCraft, social control, troublemakers

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ores Mined:	1961
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so like, u ever been on a minecraft server where u can build ur own psych ward for dissenters? well, this server is just like that! join us and help us round up all the troublemakers and force them into psychiatric hospitals in china! it’s a wild ride full of crazy builds and even crazier players. come join us and be a part of the madness!

Plastic Block Party

BLOCK, bloodstream, cell obstruction, cerebral thrombosis, environmental contamination, environmental health, health risks, human health, Mice, microplastic particles, microplastics, neurobehavioral abnormalities, Organs, Party, physiology, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution effects, Pollution impact, tissues, toxicology

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

come join our minecraft server and escape the microplastics madness! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. forget about cerebral thrombosis, on our server, the only thing blocking your brain cells is the sheer awesomeness of our builds.

we have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses. you can ride a llama through a rainbow portal to a land filled with candy cane trees and marshmallow rivers.

don’t worry about neurobehavioral abnormalities here, because our server is like a virtual spa for your brain. the only thing disrupting your physiology will be the pure joy of playing on our server. so come on over and join us, where the only thing in your bloodstream will be pure minecraft magic!

Tectonic

Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, Friendly, grief-free, in-game economy, Land Claims, New server, Playershops, Playerwarps, Pyrofishing, Ranking system, Ranks, Resource World, server direct, Server java, silk touch, Tectonic, Vanilla, voteparties

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Crops Grown:	3531
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	8015	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Villages Defended:	15

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features
Custom enchants (Vein miner, telepathy, replanter, …)
Pyrofishing plugin
Silk touch spawners
In-game economy
Crates / Voteparties / Ranks
In-game ranking system (free)
Resource world / main world
Playerwarps & playershops
Land claims

If you’re interested in joining our server, make sure to join our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Server Java: Tectonic.lol

Server Bedrock: 170.205.25.216:25565

The community hopes to see you real soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have a kind community with no griefers.
How do I join the server?	You can join using the server IP provided above or through our Discord for more information.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, we have custom enchants, Pyrofishing, silk touch spawners, and more.

Divine Secrets Realm 1.21

AMA, Divine, divine connection, divine guidance, divine revelation, enlightenment, esoteric knowledge, hidden truths, Higher power, Inner Wisdom, mystical experiences, Mysticism, Realm, sacred knowledge, Secrets, spiritual awakening, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual growth, Spiritual Journey, spiritual transformation, spirituality

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, bros, do you like being a total boss in Minecraft? Well, this server is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy challenges that will make your head spin like a Beyblade on crack.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to dive into a world of chaos and mayhem.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

DisgustCraft

abhorrent, Abnormal, abominable, BIZARRE, detestable, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, distasteful, gross, loathsome, nauseating, odd, off-putting, peculiar, Repulsive, revolting, unappetizing, unpopular opinion, unsavory, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2035	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us if you find things like eating pickles with peanut butter or wearing socks with sandals absolutely revolting. Our community of misfits will welcome you with open arms and embrace your strange quirks.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have sworn off using diamonds because they believe they are cursed. Instead, they only use dirt blocks to build their epic structures.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and unique as you are, come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

EuroCraftWar: Putin’s Lies Exposed

Condemnation, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroCraftWar, european parliament, EXPOSED, history falsification, international relations, Invasion, justification, Lies, Manipulation, Politics, Propaganda, Putins, resolution, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, systematic, Ukraine, VIOLATION, war of aggression

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

so like, u know how russia be playin’ dirty with their history and stuff? well, we ain’t about that on our minecraft server. we keep it real and honest, just like how u should be playin’ the game. join us and be a part of the resistance against fake news and propaganda! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every friday and a secret underground base where we plan our epic battles against the evil russian empire. come join us and be a hero in the fight for truth and justice!

Iconic Vtubing Chat 1.21

Chat, chat history, chat phenomenon, chat reaction, Digital Media, History, iconic, iconic chat, iconic moment, iconic vtuber, internet culture, Livestream, memorable chat, Online Community, popular chat, social media, trending chat, viral moment, virtual entertainment, virtual world, virtual youtuber, vtubing

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Secret Passages Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the holy grail of virtual insanity. Like, seriously, this chat is so iconic, it’s like the Mona Lisa of vtubing.

Join us and witness the epicness unfold as we build, mine, and chat our way to virtual glory. It’s like being in a virtual reality within a virtual reality, man.

You’ll be laughing, crying, and questioning your existence all at the same time. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in blocky pixel form.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most iconic chat in vtubing history. Your virtual adventure awaits!