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BritsCraft: Where UK Players Rule the Blocks

blocks, British, BritsCraft, BROWN, Colonialism, cultural assimilation, Diversity, ethnicity, immigration, inbred, Multiculturalism, national identity, non-white, Players, prejudice, racism, real mutts, rule, Social Issues, Stereotypes, tiny island, uk, western culture, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the players are more inbred than a family tree in the deep south! Join us on our tiny non-White Island for some wild adventures with the UK players, who are more brown than a burnt potato. Trust us, you won’t find a server crazier than this one! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a giant tea-drinking lizard. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

CreeperCrushersMC

approach, attraction, Behavior, Body language, clear, Communication, CreeperCrushersMC, cues, DATING, direct, FLIRTING, Hints, interested, Men, reddit, relationships, Signals, signs, Subtle, Understanding, Women

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Dragon Eggs Found:	2092

Hey gamers, do you ever feel like you need a little help decoding the signals from the opposite gender? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our female players are so direct, they’ll literally build a giant heart-shaped structure outside your virtual house to show they’re interested. And if that’s not enough, they’ll send you in-game messages like “I like you more than diamonds” or “Let’s team up and conquer the Ender Dragon together.” Join our server now and never miss out on a potential Minecraft romance again!

CraftyNordicArms2025

2025, arms deal, arms trade, CraftyNordicArms2025, defense contract, defense industry, defense procurement, denmark, eastern europe, European countries, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, military alliance, military equipment, military support, Nordic countries, norway, security cooperation, Ukrainian manufacturers, weapons purchase

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	883509
Ores Mined:	2456	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5

lol join our epic minecraft server where we trade $183 million in arms for kyiv from ukrainian manufacturers in 2025! why, you ask? because we need to defend our precious diamond castle from the evil zombie pigmen who keep trying to steal our enchanted pickaxes! come join the fun and help us protect our pixelated kingdom with your epic sword skills and mad building abilities! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure chests just waiting to be discovered! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those zombie pigmen who’s boss!

Fluid Gender Fittings

Compression fittings, connectors, construction, Durable, Engineering, Fittings, Fluid, fluid dynamics, gender, Gender fluid, high quality, Industrial, installation, joints, leak proof, long-lasting, mechanical, pipes, Plumbing, pressure-resistant, seals, Versatile

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crops Grown:	7815
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ores Mined:	6579
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Animals Bred:	184
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where compression fittings are gender-fluid and anything goes! why join? well, let me tell you a story about a player who found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. true story bro.

also, did i mention that our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and golden apples? yeah, you heard me right. it’s like a real-life cheat code but in minecraft.

oh, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes. i wished for a giant cookie, a pet dragon, and a disco ball that follows me everywhere i go. best wishes ever.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and flying pigs await you!

Eggcellent Trusty Birds

animal mating habits, avian behavior, Birds, Bonding, chick care, Commitment, Eggcellent, ENERGY, Experience, female birds, fidelity, laying eggs, long-term relationships, loyalty, mate for life, monogamy, partner, Partnership, reproductive strategy, Trust, trustworthiness, trusty

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	515375
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mines Excavated:	1724	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

join dis minecraft server if u wanna find ur minecraft soulmate like dem birds do. u gotta trust ur partner in dis server, cuz dey gonna help u lay da biggest, baddest egg in all of minecraft. dey gonna take care of ur chick while u grind for dem diamonds. find ur minecraft bae on dis server and build a nest together. fly high, lovebirds! 🐦❤️🥚 #minecraftlove

MysticCraft – Enchanted Lands 1.21.3

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Void Armor Forged:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension Hops:	6

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, fam. We got streams that will blow your mind, like seriously, check out the upcoming one, it’s gonna be wild. And don’t even get me started on the debut, it’s gonna be epic. Plus, we got 3D debuts, like, what even is reality anymore? And the songs, oh man, the songs are fire. Merch? We got that too, so you can rep your favorite Minecraft server wherever you go. And don’t forget about the /baubau/ content, it’s next level. So come on, join us and let’s get crazy in this Minecraft world like never before!

UnstableFamilyMC Server

family conflict, family drama, family lawsuit, family relationships, family tension, financial stress, Home ownership, home renovation, legal agreement, legal battle, property appraisal, property dispute, property inheritance, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, Server, stay away order, threatening behavior, trust agreement, unstable family member, UnstableFamilyMC

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and dive into a world of blocky chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous terrain, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even encounter a crazy Aunt character who’s out for revenge (just kidding…or are we?).

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your frustrations in a healthy, virtual way. Plus, with all the backstabbing and betrayal happening in your real life, why not add some more in-game drama for good measure?

So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama while trying to survive in a pixelated world. See you in the game!

CraftyGiftCardSplitter

aita, asking, BF, bill, birthday dinner, Breakup, christmas, Contractor, CraftyGiftCardSplitter, credit card, dessert, gift card, in-laws, lobster tail, Meal, orders, Pay, reconciled, Share, SIL, Splurge, steakhouse, surf and turf

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward family dinners like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and enjoy some good old-fashioned fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity.

Join now and experience a world where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and battle evil mobs with your friends. Who needs expensive steakhouse dinners when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

Don’t be like SIL and her BF, splurging on surf and turf when you can have a blast on our server for free! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

BlockyBordello

BlockyBordello, consent, decriminalization, economic necessity, empowerment, Ethics, Exploitation, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Legality, morality, personal choice, prostitution, public health, Regulation, sex industry, sex work, sex workers, social justice, societal views, stigma

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ores Mined:	2955	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join us where we have a thriving economy based on…prostitution! That’s right, trade your diamonds for a good time with our virtual villagers. But be careful, creepers aren’t the only thing you need to watch out for!

Join our server for a wild time filled with scandalous deals, shady characters, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the red light district of our pixelated world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get freaky in Minecraft!

AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, ambulance, AmbulanceCraft, civilian casualties, Conflict, grandmother, idf, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, Raid, serious offence, Server, Tragedy, VIOLATION, violation of human rights, war crime

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Emeralds Found:	8479
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ores Mined:	7928

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, the admins are so wild, they once used an ambulance in a raid and accidentally killed a grandma. like, oops! but hey, that just shows how unpredictable and chaotic this server is, right? you never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for a wild ride and maybe you’ll be the next victim of their crazy antics! lolz!

BrinkOfBlockCraft

Address, Agreement, biden, BRINK, BrinkOfBlockCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Deal, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Tension, Truce, united states

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4421	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GAZA CEASEFIRE BUT WITHOUT THE DRAMA. BIDEN WOULD TOTALLY JOIN IF HE WAS INTO MINECRAFT. COME BUILD BLOCKS INSTEAD OF BOMBS. WE PROMISE NO EXPLOSIONS, JUST CREEPERS. JOIN NOW BEFORE BIDEN STEALS YOUR DIAMONDS. #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #BIDENLOVESBLOCKS