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MineNSFWSecrets

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	829335
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like no other, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprise mobs). Our NSFW secret? We have a secret underground hot tub where players can relax and unwind after a long day of building and exploring.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and fun. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a pig!

NanoMinecraftCreature

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have creatures the size of a dust grain found hiding in California’s Mono Lake!!! they are so tiny you need a magnifying glass to see them but they are super cute and will be your best minecraft buddies!!! they love to build tiny houses and ride on the back of chickens around the server!!! join now to meet these microscopic marvels and have the tiniest adventures ever!!! 🐔🏠🔬

Just another vanilla server with a fancy name and a sprinkle of spice… stay whitelisted, my friends!

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Crafting, Discord, diverse players, Dragon Elytra Drops, enjoy minecraft, Fancy, Friends, global player base, Grief Protection, high-quality community, latest features, like-minded individuals, measures in place, Nether, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Server, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, small friendly group, smp, Spice, sprinkle, stay, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5217	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version	1.21
Mods
Community Focus	We are a small, friendly group of players who love building, adventuring, and working together on community projects.
Grief Protection	Measures in place to protect builds from griefers

Why Join Us?

Join our active and diverse player base for a fun and community-focused Minecraft experience. Participate in server-wide events and enjoy a high-quality gaming environment.

How to Join

Join us on DISCORD to get started in the Ordinary SMP world!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with added mods for extra features.
How do I get whitelisted?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP contests, build contests, and community projects.

WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

apartment, autistic, Bed.., building, cooked, DESPERATE, Game, hitting on, Lets, Life, normal-ish, people, room, Rude, schizophrenia, senior citizens, Server, shutin, Situation, Social Interaction, social interactions, Socialize, SUCKS, tripcode, WhineCraft, Whining

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	999345	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPixelatedFlicks – Minecraft SMP

arthouse, black and white films, cinema classics, cinematic masterpieces, classic cinema, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film community, Film Critics, film discussion, film enthusiasts, Film history, film recommendations, Film Reviews, foreign films, independent cinema, Minecraft, movie lovers, post-war films, smp, SMPixelatedFlicks

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ores Mined:	1658
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who join our server will have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!

StepSass Minecraft Server

brotherhood, children, coping, DATING, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, Grief, Minecraft, Motherhood, overreacting, parenting, relationships, remarriage, resilience, Server, socializing, step-family, StepSass, support network, support system, Therapy, widowed

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5416	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

MaritalCraft: Rage Quit Edition

anger, Argument, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Decision making, Driving, Edition, emotions, escalation, family, Kids, MaritalCraft, Neighborhood, parenting, QUIT, RAGE, relationships, residential street, road rage, Safety, screaming, Spouse, Walking

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life road rage incidents? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that stress behind as you dive into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with crazy drivers and screaming matches. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even tame a virtual pet pig to keep you company.

And hey, if you ever feel like walking home in a fit of rage, you can do it here without anyone judging you! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can let loose and be yourself, no matter how ridiculous your actions may seem.

So come join us and leave all that real-world drama behind. Who needs road rage when you can have block rage instead? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

CheaterFinder in Minecraft SMP

CheaterFinder, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	3609	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, you discover your in-game partner has been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis to steal all your diamonds! Betrayal, heartbreak, and epic battles await you on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground faction of players who have been hoarding all the rare resources for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic raid?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Who knows, you might just uncover a scandal that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your fellow players.

NoMiniMiners

aging without children, alternative paths to parenthood, career focus, childfree lifestyle, childless by choice, downsides of not having kids, emotional impact, family dynamics, financial considerations, freedom to travel, generational legacy, mental health benefits, NoMiniMiners, parenting decisions, personal fulfillment, reasons to have children, relationships without children, Self Discovery, social expectations, societal norms and expectations, societal pressure to have kids

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Items Found:	3012	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of living in a world without tiny humans running around causing chaos and destruction? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of virtual parenthood without any of the real-life responsibilities.

Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?

CraftyCocktailRails

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchantments Applied:	160	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Animals Bred:	58
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Yo, so like, this server is LIT AF, just like that Molotov cocktail that set fire to a railway substation in Moscow! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like that fiery incident! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities (shh, don’t tell anyone)! So come on, join us and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together! 🔥🚂💣 #ExplosiveFun #MinecraftMayhem