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ExParentalAdvisory

adoption, Apology, baby, bad parent, congratulations, ex, ExParentalAdvisory, Friends, groceries, insult, joking, LAUGH, Lesbian, Niece, relationship, SPLIT, step, Store, time and place, Wife

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Votes:	726	Secret Passages Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!

PresidentialCraft: Age Limit LOL

Accountability, age, age limit, constitution, Decision making, Democracy, election process, Experience, government officials, ideal age, law, leadership, legislation, Limit, lol, Maturity, policy making, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, public service, qualifications, term limits, united states

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Are you tired of old farts running the government? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict age limit for government officials, including the President! Why should someone be President if they can’t even figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests just waiting to be discovered by the next generation of leaders. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the old guard with some fresh, young blood (and maybe a few explosive creepers)!

BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

Africa, blockybattles, Burkina Faso, BurkinaMassacre, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, extremism, global security, Government, humanitarian crisis, International, jihadi attack, military intervention, News, SECURITY, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, terrorism response, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

2D vision, 3d model, brain function, brain perception, cognitive function, cognitive processing, Depth Perception, dimensional reality, mental imagery, neural pathways, optical illusion, perceptual experience, perspective shift, PixelatedMindCraft, sensory input, sensory perception, spatial awareness, spatial representation, visual cognition, visual interpretation, visual processing

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

1.20.2, Angarath, Avoiding, brewery system, Custom Mobs, custom nations, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, fighters, Knights, Mage, miners, Player Economy, Players, playerskins, PRETEND, Professions, Roleplay, siege weapons, Smithing, SNACKS, sneak, Strategic Wars, TANK, teachers, Wastelands, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dimension Hops:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	78
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

character-driven, critically acclaimed, cult classic, emotional storytelling, fan favorite, good RPG, Indie developer, indie game, indie hit, innovative gameplay, Minecraft, moral choices, multiple endings, nostalgic vibes, pixel art, PixelPiggy, retro style, role-playing game, Server, toby fox, Undertale, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	141
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

castration, Celibacy, coping mechanisms, Desperation, emasculation, Extreme Measures, Frustration, hormonal imbalance, Horniness, horny, HORNYCRAFT, impulse control, libido, mental health, self-care, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual urges, smp, Therapy

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

advantageous, beneficial, EASY, Effective, efficient, Effortless, EffortlessCraft, Fruitful, high reward, low effort, minimal effort, Productive, Profitable, Quick, Simple, valuable, worth it, Worthwhile

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4705	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

#announcement, Canada, Canadian economy, Economy, employment, foreign nationals, Government, immigration changes, international workers, job market, Labor, Minecraft, policy, reduction, REFORMS, regulations, Server, skilled workers, temporary, temporary foreign workers, trudeau, Trudeaus, work permits, work visas, workers

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Crops Grown:	5041	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

Activist, anti-war, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, jailed, Lonely death, Music, musician, Pavel Kushnir, pianist, PianoCraftWarrior, political prisoner, Prison, Protester, Remembrance, russia, Russian, Silence, solitary, Solo, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!