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ProteinPunchCraft

carbon footprint reduction, circular economy, Circular food system, climate change mitigation, environmental impact, European protein intake, food consumption patterns, food production, food security, food sustainability, food waste reduction, greenhouse gas emissions reduction, land use reduction, ProteinPunchCraft, resource efficiency, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable diets, sustainable farming practices, sustainable food systems, sustainable protein sources

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Votes:	5397
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

so, u know how u always hungry in minecraft? well dis server got u covered with our CIRCULAR FOOD SYSTEM. we got all da food u need to keep ur hunger bar full while also SAVING DA PLANET. our food system is so efficient, it reduces land use and greenhouse gas emissions like MAGIC. so join dis server and EAT ALL DA FOOD while also being an ENVIRONMENTAL WARRIOR. u won’t find dis kinda awesomeness anywhere else, trust me.

GlobalMining

Active, Economy, enyoing, everyone, Experience, Global, GlobalMining, KitPvP, Kjettinge, Meet, Minecraft, Noobwegian, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Tag, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!

We look forward to meet you! 😀

-GlobalMining staff-

162.19.20.156:2012

N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	5764	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mines Excavated:	4423
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	133	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Potions Brewed:	143
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
New Chunks Explored:	627298	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

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fuzzy-smp.usga.me:21307

SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	949	Magic Items Found:	1446
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Emeralds Found:	6337	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Time for a Solar Game!

soolartime.minecraftjoin.xyz

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	New Chunks Explored:	209155
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!