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Divine Minds Minecraft Server

biology, continue the race, Creation, Divine, Evolution, Existence, feeling good, GOD, Impulses, Instincts, intelligent humans, Life, lure, Minds.., Minecraft, Pleasure, Procreation, purpose, Reproduction, Server, sex, species, Survival, temptation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	232	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even God himself would be impressed.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where sex feels good just to lure you in. That’s right, we’ve taken Minecraft to a whole new level by incorporating evolutionary theories and God’s mysterious ways into the gameplay.

Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can ponder the meaning of life while mining for diamonds? Why does God need us to be alive or live this life? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join us and let the good feeling of sex lure you into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, it’s all in the name of continuing the species (and having a darn good time while doing it)!

Crafty Lizard Brain Land

animalistic, Automatic, Behavior, Brain, Compulsive, control, Crafty, DOMINANCE, Impulses, innate, Instincts, instinctual, Land, LIZARD, lizard brain, primal, primal instincts, primal urges, Primitive, reactionary, reptilian brain, Slave, subconscious, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of being a slave to your lizard brain in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your lizard brain can run wild and free! Build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and become the ruler of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun! Join us and let your inner lizard brain shine in all its glory!

Momma’s MineCraft Mayhem Server

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict, emotional outburst, england, Exams, family, financial support, Guilt, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mommas, neglect, overwhelmed, parenting, Pregnancy, responsibilities, School, Server, Siblings, stress, Support

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the responsibilities of looking after siblings, because here, the only thing you’ll be looking after is your virtual farm full of pixelated cows and chickens. No more being called “mummy” by your little brother – unless, of course, you choose to roleplay as a Minecraft parent!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with parents who decide to have another baby without considering the consequences. Instead of worrying about financial support and food for your siblings, you can focus on building the most epic castle in all of Minecraft land.

So come join us and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that shiny new sword. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of being a Minecraft caretaker? See you in the game!

ChunkCraft: WeightyBanter

body image, Canadian province, ChunkCraft, Communication, compassion, denial, emergency contraceptive, friendship, Group Chat, health, hurt feelings, insurance, misunderstanding, pharmacy, plan B, Prescription, reproductive rights, self-conscious, sensitivity, Support, weight, WeightyBanter

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this pharmacy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of trying to navigate the complexities of weight-based emergency contraception prescriptions in a virtual world.

Not only will you have the opportunity to save your friends from awkward pharmacy encounters, but you’ll also be able to battle giant mobs that represent the weight disparities in plan B effectiveness. Will you be able to strategize and come out on top?

Plus, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a magical potion that can solve all your weight-related problems in one fell swoop.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the pharmacy drama and emerge victorious in the world of Minecraft!

BlockWars: CeasefireCraft

blockwars, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, framework agreement, gaza, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, Israeli source, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Truce

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	5224
Star Shards Collected:	166	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got crazier stuff happening than Israel and Hamas trying to make a deal, dude. like, you won’t even believe the shenanigans that go down here.

join us if you wanna see pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. we got villagers trading diamonds for dirt and chickens laying golden eggs. it’s a total circus, man.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player. we got your back, bro. we’ll help you build the most epic castle or prank your friends with a TNT surprise.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft history together. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret treasure hidden in the spawn area? yeah, good luck finding it, though. it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing diamond armor. no biggie.

CreeperCannibals

anthropophagy, cannibals, Consumption, controversial, CreeperCannibals, cultural norms, dark humor, eating habits, Ethics, existentialism, food choices, humans, Identity, introspection, morality, philosophy, satire, self reflection, societal critique, society, Thought-provoking

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Farms Harvested:	564
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	805756
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA BE A CANNIBAL HUMAN HAHAHA. WE EATIN’ GOOD TONIGHT, FOLKS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CREEPY FUN AND DELICIOUS MEALS. WE GOT A SECRET RECIPE BOOK FULL OF HUMAN DISHES, YUM YUM. DON’T BE A CHICKEN, BE A HUMAN EATER! SEE YOU THERE, CANNIBAL CREW! 🍖🔪🤪

ZombieTube Minecraft Server

268396334, CHAPTER 62, Chapter 63, Contests, Daily Dead Tube, Dead Tube, deadly game, Film Research Club, Filming, Mai Mashiro, Minecraft, Punishments, School, Server, storytime, swim team, Tall + Short, tomodachi game, Tomohiro Machiya, ZombieTube

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6702	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	233778
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing deadlier than the mobs are the players themselves! Join us for a thrilling adventure inspired by the twisted minds behind Tomodachi Game and Tall + Short – it’s Dead Tube Minecraft edition!

Plot twist: Instead of building epic structures and surviving against the elements, you’ll be thrown into a deadly game of filming nonstop for two days straight. Just like Tomohiro Machiya, you’ll witness some crazy stuff happening around you – and you’ll have to film it all or face the consequences!

But wait, there’s more! As you delve deeper into the world of Dead Tube Minecraft, you’ll find yourself entangled in a web of deceit, betrayal, and insane challenges. Can you survive the punishments for failing the contests? Can you outwit your fellow players and come out on top? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Dead Tube Minecraft – where the only rule is to keep filming, no matter what! Trust us, it’ll be a game you’ll never forget.

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

America, American dream, citizenship, culture, Democracy, Diversity, equality, freedom, History, home of the brave, Identity, Justice, land of the free, melting pot, Minecraft, opportunity, patriotism, pride, red white and blue, Server, united states, VALUES, YankeeCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4408	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	88	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the American Dream on steroids! Join us and experience the land of the free and the home of the blocky, where you can build your own Statue of Liberty out of diamond blocks and ride a rollercoaster made entirely of fireworks!

On our server, America means unlimited possibilities and endless fun. Want to ride a llama dressed as Uncle Sam while shooting off fireworks? You can do that here! Want to build a replica of the White House and hold presidential elections with your friends? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and creative as you are? Where else can you find a server that celebrates the spirit of America in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible? Join us today and let freedom ring…along with the sound of exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Blocktopia: Mine for Survival!

blocktopia, coping strategies, good reason, Gratitude, Hope, inner strength, life purpose, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, motivation, perseverance, positive mindset, purpose, resilience, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, stay alive, support system, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Looking for a reason to stay alive? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste your time in the real world when you can join us for epic adventures and endless fun? We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, more creepers than a bad horror movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good time. Want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn? Go for it! Feel like challenging a dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule, but who reads those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome to escape to?

Shrek vs. Shakespeare

animated film, animation, Classics, comedy, Donkey, DreamWorks, english literature, fairy tale, film, fiona, Literature, long tail tag, Mike Myers, Movie, PLAYS, playwright, Shakespeare, Shakespeare quotes, Shakespearean, shrek, Theater

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

come join our minecraft server if you want to understand the true meaning of life, like why people love shakespeare or why shrek is the ultimate meme lord. we have a secret underground library filled with shakespeare plays and shrek movie scripts for you to study. but beware, the library is guarded by a giant ogre who will only let you in if you can recite a sonnet while doing the macarena.

once you pass the ogre’s test, you will be granted access to our enchanted forest where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the witches have a secret weapon – they can turn you into a talking donkey if you’re not careful.

if you survive the enchanted forest, you will reach the ultimate challenge: the dragon’s lair. here, you must defeat the dragon in a rap battle to prove your worthiness. if you win, you will be crowned the king of the server and have access to the legendary golden toilet.

so come join us on our minecraft server and embark on the most epic quest of your life. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about shakespeare and shrek along the way.

AquaMamaCraft: Women’s Water Woes

AquaMamaCraft, climate change, community health, economic implications, empowerment, environmental burden, gender inequality, Gender Roles, global impact, mental distress, physical strain, Resource Management, rural households, social justice, Sustainable development, time commitments, Water, water collection, water scarcity, well-being, woes, women’s welfare, Womens, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Emeralds Found:	665
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy world where climate change is making water collection even harder for women! But don’t worry, we got a solution – join our server and help these virtual women collect water in a fun and exciting way!

Imagine running around in Minecraft, trying to collect water while dodging crazy obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers. It’s a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Plus, did we mention that every time you collect water, you’ll level up and unlock new powers? That’s right, you’ll be a water-collecting superhero in no time!

So come on, join our server and help these virtual women out. Who knows, you might even save the world from climate change while you’re at it. Or at least have a good time trying!

Severation SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half-milk, half-chocolate. No straw needed!

Community, Competitions, contributions, Datapacks, Decision making, Discord, discord role, Friends, halfchocolate, halfmilk, hermitcraft, Homes, inspiration, Means, Needed, new life, Player Markets, Plugins, Public, Semivanilla, Server, Severation, smp, straw, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	564476
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Up Since	28/06
Inspiration
Main Focus	Community interactions, player markets, shared decision making
Community Contribution	Encouraged through competitions and rewards

Plugins

Dynmap
PlayerTimeTracker
InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])
Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks

Health Indicator
Playerheads
Mobheads
Multiplayer Sleep
Blazeandcave Advancements

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can request to join our server on our 18+ discord: https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Q: What type of competitions do you hold?

A: Competitions such as “Most mined X”, or “Most slain Mob X”, with rewards like visual Discord roles.

Q: Can I contribute to the community in other ways?

A: Yes, small interactions like chatting are important for community building.