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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Votes:	9893	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5773	Farms Harvested:	141
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Crops Grown:	7411
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8181	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Items Found:	2134
Dragon Eggs Found:	1241	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Emeralds Found:	552
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	196	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Crops Grown:	7017	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	2302
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Farms Harvested:	650	Star Shards Collected:	151
Enchantments Applied:	234	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4870	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Void Armor Forged:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7709	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥