| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 6405 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 313 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 418 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4057 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4967 | Magic Items Found: | 1312 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Farms Harvested: | 663 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3570 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3234 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9180 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9639 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Farms Harvested: | 950 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6012 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 370 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 84 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!
So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2250 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4511 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1743 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1478 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 78 |
| Animals Bred: | 63 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 403 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
