Goofy Max Minecraft SMP

Charm, comedic talent, comedic timing, comedy, Entertainment, funny bone, funny guy, get the girl, goofiness, goofy, goofymax, humor, humor skills, improv comedy, jokes, Laughter, making people laugh, Max, Minecraft, Personality, sense of humor, smp, stand up comedy, WIT

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where being the funny guy might just land you a virtual girlfriend! Join us for a chance to show off your comedic chops and win the hearts of your fellow players with your hilarious antics.

But beware, the competition is fierce and the laughs are non-stop. From epic pranks to ridiculous builds, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So strap in, grab your joke book, and get ready to goofymax your way to victory!

Who knows, you might just find yourself in a Minecraft love story for the ages. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter begin!

Spartan SMP: Where Spartans survive by shopping, kitting, and jobbing in vanilla goodness 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Additions, Adventure, BUILD, Challenging, Community, compatibility, cross-version, diamonds, dynamic, Economy, Explore, Features, gameplay, goodness, jobbing, Jobs, Kits, Kitting, Minecraft, Rewards, Server, shopping, Shops, smp, spartan, Spartans, SURVIVE, Thrive, Trade, Vanilla, world

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Spartan SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/skin-tag-on-eyelid/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Spartan SMP Minecraft Server!

Join our dynamic Minecraft community where survival meets exciting features. Spartan SMP offers a classic survival experience with a range of additions to enhance your gameplay:

Features	Description
Survival Gameplay	Explore, build, and thrive in a challenging survival world.
Shops & Economy	Engage in our player-driven economy with shops and trade using diamonds.
Custom Kits	Enjoy unique kits to help you survive and adventure.
Jobs	Take on various jobs to earn rewards and contribute to the server’s economy.
Cross-Version Support	Play on version 1.20.4 and enjoy compatibility with the latest Minecraft versions, including Bedrock and Java.

We’re dedicated to fostering a mature, friendly, and respectful environment. We believe in treating others with respect and kindness to ensure everyone has a great time.

Ready to join us? Connect to our server with IP: 147.135.30.196:25611 and hop into our Discord community at https://discord.gg/spartansmp for more details and to get started.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. We have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We have a list of approved mods that are allowed on the server. Please check with the server admins for the list of approved mods.

Q: How can I report a player for rule violations?

A: You can report a player by contacting a server admin or using the /report command in the game.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as PvP tournaments, build competitions, and scavenger hunts for all players to participate in.

UglyDateMinecraftServer

Alt-Right, Chads, DATING, double standards, gender dynamics, Incels, internet culture, internet forums, Meme culture, Misogyny, online communities, online dating, POL, relationships, social norms, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, trolling, ugly guys, UglyDateMinecraftServer

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of dating Chads who only care about their looks and not your personality? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have to date ugly guys like me! But don’t worry, we make up for it with our amazing building skills and sense of humor. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated romance and blocky adventures. Who needs a Chad when you can have a creeper-loving cutie like me? Join now and find your true blocky love!

WhyDoITryCraft SMP

anime lover, Contentment, coping with emotions, feeling discouraged, finding happiness, inner peace, Introvert, lack of motivation, mental health, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, questioning efforts, seeking answers, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, smp, why do I even try, WhyDoITryCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of being a couch potato and watching anime all day? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by building giant anime-themed structures to appease the Minecraft gods. Rumor has it that if you build a massive Naruto statue, you’ll gain the power to run as fast as him in-game. Plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for a good laugh. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join us now and say goodbye to your anime binge-watching days!

HomeOfficeHub Minecraft Server

Calls, co-working spaces, compromise, dedicated office, Home office, HomeOfficeHub, husband off for summer, living room workspace, Minecraft, music studio, Pregnancy, pregnancy hormones, school holidays, Server, sharing space, start up, third trimester, work environment, working from dining table, working from home, working patterns, working remotely

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and navigating through the chaos of virtual life.

Need a break from real-life drama like pregnancy hormones and living room office battles? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual escape where you can create your own world without any restrictions (except maybe the occasional unplanned call from a virtual boss).

With rooms like a library with no desk space (thanks, husband), a bunny-filled sitting area, and an attic recording studio without a door, you’ll never run out of quirky places to explore and build in. And don’t worry about safety – we promise our virtual ladders are much easier to climb than in real life.

So leave the vacuuming and dishwasher duties to someone else (maybe a virtual villager?) and dive into the madness of our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-working space when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join us now and let the virtual adventures begin!

NoShowMommaCraft

Argument, brunch, busy schedule, celebration, changing plans, christmas, college friends, Communication, engagement dinner, Events, friend group, missing out, monthly gatherings, new parent, NoShowMommaCraft, parent life, partner, showing up, Understanding, UNFAIR, Upset

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Millie’s excuses for missing out on events! Just like Millie’s disappearing act, you never know what surprises await you in our server.

With more twists and turns than Millie trying to change plans to accommodate her baby, our server will keep you on your toes. Who needs brunch when you can have epic adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Unlike Millie, who always seems to have a reason to bail, our server will never let you down. You’ll be partying with us every day, no excuses needed!

So come join us and leave the drama behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who found the most diamonds! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with Millie’s excuses.

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime routine, Caffeine, discomfort, electronics, fear of the dark, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night snacks, medication, Nightmares, noise, overthinking, racing thoughts, relaxation techniques, restless, sleep deprivation, sleep disorder, smp, stress, uncomfortable mattress, worries

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Emeralds Found:	1939	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	274
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	472
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of counting sheep and ready to count diamonds instead? Join our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies and the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of building your next epic creation.

We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the pet creepers that will follow you around like loyal puppies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to endless adventures and laughter!

BlockbusterBusters

Beloved, BlockbusterBusters, classic, Creative bankruptcy, fan favorite, film industry, Hollywood, iconic, Movie, Never, Nostalgia, opinion, original, remake, remake culture, Sacred, sacrilege, should never, Timeless, Unnecessary, untouchable

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict policy against remaking any movies, because let’s be real, who wants to see a Minecraft version of Titanic or The Godfather? Our server is filled with epic builds and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about Hollywood’s terrible remake ideas. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle zombie versions of famous movie characters. So why waste your time watching bad remakes when you can be crafting and exploring in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world? Join now and say goodbye to boring movie reboots forever!

RiverCraftTriathlonFun

Canceled, canceled again, cnn, Competition, concerns, contamination, environmental concerns, Event, France, health risks, outdoors, Paris, Pollution, River Seine, RiverCraftTriathlonFun, Safety, sports, swimming, Training, triathlon, water quality

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the river seine is crystal clear and perfect for triathlon training! forget about real life worries and dive into a world where the water quality is always on point. plus, our server is so lit that even cnn is reporting on it! who needs real life when you can swim, bike, and run in the most epic virtual world ever created? join now and start training for the minecraft triathlon of a lifetime!

GermyCraft: Eat or be Eaten!

Bacteria, biological process, Cycle, decomposition, decomposition chain, decomposition cycle, decomposition process, Eat, eaten, ecosystem, Environmental Science, food chain, food web, germs, GermyCraft, humans, life cycle, microbial life, natural world, Nature, Organisms, Remains, scavengers

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Void Gems Collected:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate circle of life! Start off as a tiny germ and work your way up to becoming a giant human devouring everything in your path. Watch out for those pesky bacteria trying to take you down, but don’t worry, you can always respawn and start the cycle all over again. With insane battles and crazy transformations, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the top of the food chain. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to rule the microbial world!

PixelLife: 1.5B Years Early

1.5B, Ancient, ancient life, biology, complex life, Development, discovery, Early, Earth, earth history, Evolution, evolutionary timeline, fossil record, History, Organisms, Origin, PixelLife, research, Scientific, theory, Timeline, Years

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9037
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that life on earth actually started, like, 1.5 billion years earlier than scientists thought! crazy, right? so, like, if u wanna be part of this mind-blowing discovery, u gotta join this server and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll find ancient civilizations or, like, dinosaurs roaming around. it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this epic journey through time and space. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, man!

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