impressionist Minecraft Servers

impressionist Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Blind Gamers

    Crafty Blind Gamers
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 9185
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance like beyonce on a saturday night. we got diamonds bigger than your mom’s meatloaf and creepers that tell dad jokes while they explode.

    our server is so lit that even blind people can see the fun. they say that playing on our server is like eating a rainbow made of skittles and unicorn farts.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a secret portal to a land of dancing llamas and talking chickens. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty AI Thinkers

    Crafty AI Thinkers
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 4546
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! our AI tools are so high, they make your brain go brrrr. say goodbye to critical thinking cuz who needs that when you can just let the AI do all the work for you, amirite?

    we have stories of players who used our AI tools so much, they forgot how to tie their own shoes. but who needs shoes when you can fly around in minecraft, am i right?

    come join us for the ultimate cognitive offloading experience. let the AI take over your brain and just enjoy the ride. who needs to make reasoned decisions when you can just let the AI do it for you?

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the AI take control of your minecraft experience. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lilypad Eggs

    Lilypad Eggs
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 5747
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4490
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lilypad Eggs Minecraft Server!

    Server Overview:

    Server Name Lilypad Eggs
    Mods Used
    Main Focus Creating a safe and fun environment for building and socializing
    Community Size Around 30 active players

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Message Maverly on Discord for an invite.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a positive community.
    Can I suggest new mods for the server? Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our players.
    Are there any specific building projects on the server? We are currently working on building a shopping district!
    How often is the server reset? We have no plans for a server reset at the moment.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Next Adventure Realm 1.21.3

    Next Adventure Realm 1.21.3
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 6603
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3405 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Potions Brewed: 53
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 57

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual reality world and escape the harsh reality of life!

    We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky friends.

    Explore mysterious caves, battle evil mobs, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game.

    But beware, because in this twisted version of Minecraft, nothing is as it seems. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    What happens next? Join the server and find out for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PennyPinchCraft

    PennyPinchCraft
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 9926
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Runes Activated: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in taking responsibility for your mistakes, just like the girlfriend in this story! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like how to penny-pinch over a small bag of cat food while your partner covers all the bills.

    Explore our virtual world where you can experience the thrill of fuming over petty expenses and arguing about who should be paying the rent. Will you be the one who gets mad over a few dollars or will you be the partner who demands accountability for every penny spent?

    Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the complexities of shared expenses and relationships in our hilariously chaotic Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KindStrangerMC SMP

    KindStrangerMC SMP
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 4421
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Animals Bred: 59 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you ever been wandering around in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly a random player comes up to you and gives you a diamond sword for no reason at all? Like, what even is that? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this epic Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull!

    I’m telling you, this server is lit AF! We’ve got secret underground bases, giant pixel art statues of Nicolas Cage, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why the heck not?). And don’t even get me started on the pranks – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of TNT. It was both terrifying and hilarious at the same time!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry (he’s a real charmer, let me tell you). And if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can join our faction wars and battle it out for control of the server. Just be prepared to defend your base with everything you’ve got – those sneaky little gremlins will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds!

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might just make some new friends, pull off some epic pranks, and have the time of your life. And remember, on this server, anything goes – except for griefing, that’s just not cool, bro. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DepressCraft: Rise from the Slump

    DepressCraft: Rise from the Slump
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 5667
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Potions Brewed: 159
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Towns Built: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 486
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling like there’s no light at the end of the tunnel? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical potion that turns all your cobblestone into diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, no more endless hours of digging for those precious gems, just drink our potion and watch the riches flow in!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret village hidden in the clouds where players have reported feeling a sense of euphoria and happiness like never before. Some say that just being in the presence of our pixelated villagers can cure any sadness or despair. So come join us and experience the joy and wonder of our mystical server!

    And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. Want to ride a dragon? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the mundane world for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftySurvivors Minecraft Server

    CraftySurvivors Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 7073
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Enchantments Applied: 126
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Animals Bred: 170 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t joinin’ our Minecraft server, you gonna end up like them Auschwitz survivors, scared of another Holocaust goin’ down! But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing risin’ is the epic builds and crazy shenanigans! We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and zombies doin’ the cha-cha! So come on and join us, before the hate mobs come for ya!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCoastGuardChaos

    CraftyCoastGuardChaos
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 7412
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, bro. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

    first of all, we got this, like, epic storyline where the US Coast Guard Chief got fired in the most shocking way possible. like, she was just chilling, minding her own business, when suddenly a giant squid attacked her base. and get this, the squid was actually a secret agent sent by her own crew to, like, overthrow her.

    but wait, it gets even crazier. turns out the squid was actually a shape-shifting alien from another dimension who just wanted to play minecraft with the Chief. so now they’re best buds, building epic bases together and taking down evil mobs left and right.

    if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? life is unpredictable, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dopamine Space Happiness

    Dopamine Space Happiness
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 9803
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4712 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! u know why? cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join, u can ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens! also, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a block of cheese if u ask nicely. so come join us and experience the madness, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE, BRO!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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