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Blocky Bokuben Bonanza

400 times, Absurd, Anime, blocky, Bokuben, bonanza, Character, comedy, fanfiction, glimpse of titty, humor, impossible situation, Manga, meme, Meta, NSFW, Outrageous, Parody, repeat, Ridiculous, satire, TQQ

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	4940
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our server where you’ll encounter impossible situations that will make you question reality! Witness glimpses of titties that will leave you speechless – and we promise it will happen at least 400 times!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that it makes TQQ look like a snooze fest. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BlockyBoys R Us: /r9k/ Edition

4chan, BlockyBoys, Edition, Greeting, Henlo, internet culture, meme, r9k, ROBOT9000, social media

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	165	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ores Mined:	2206
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

Join us on an epic adventure filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and DRAGONS that shoot LAZER BEAMS from their eyes!

Our server is so amazing that even HEROBRINE himself is scared to step foot on it. We have DANCING CREEPERS, TALKING SHEEP, and RAINBOW LLAMAS that drop DIAMONDS like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PhenoCraft: Mine, Build, and LOL with Friends!

Ancestry, biology, BUILD, Dna, Friends, genetic diversity, genetic makeup, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, human phenotypes, lol, PhenoCraft, phenotype, phenotype analysis, phenotype classification, phenotype comparison, phenotype identification, phenotype testing, physical characteristics, research, Science, Traits

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3753
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t care about your skin color, we only care about your phenotype! Are you a tall, dark, and handsome Enderman? Or maybe you’re a short, stubby Creeper with a heart of gold. Whatever your phenotype, we want you to join our server and show off your unique traits!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, diamonds grow on trees? Literally! Just plant a sapling and watch as it sprouts into a beautiful diamond tree. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen who moonlight as professional chefs, cooking up the most delicious porkchops you’ve ever tasted.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, throwing the wildest underwater raves you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your scuba gear and your dancing shoes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a world where anything is possible, and where your phenotype is celebrated like never before. See you in the game!

CraftyCraze: Phase Connect LOLz

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of Creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the official website is like a diamond mine of information and the official schedule is more organized than a chest full of neatly stacked blocks.

Join now and you’ll be able to interact with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a house faster than you can say “Redstone.” Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine for diamonds with her eyes closed?

But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり can tame wolves with just a wink, and Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ can farm crops so efficiently, it’s like she has a green thumb made of emeralds.

And don’t even get us started on Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who can navigate the Nether like it’s a walk in the park. Or how about Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can slay Ender Dragons with a wooden sword and a smile?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for the Creeper explosions and the occasional Enderman prank!

Board of Ragecraft

anger, Board, Boundaries, community support, coping strategies, done, doomposters, Frustration, Gaslighting, hate, mental health, Negativity, online forums, online harassment, Ragecraft, Raiding, Repetition, self-care, toxic behavior, toxic community, trolling

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and join a community of players who are just as fed up with doomposters as you are!

Reasons to join:

Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the doomposters
Form alliances with other players to take down the gaslighting trolls
Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures to help you in your quest for justice

Don’t let the doomposters get you down – join our server and fight back in the most epic way possible!

DrizzleCraft: Where it’s raining fun all day long!

Ambiance, atmosphere, contemplation, Day, drizzle, DrizzleCraft, Fun, introspection, Long, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mood, movement, Nature, peacefulness, pondering, precipitation, Rain, RAINING, Reflection, Serenity, Thoughts, Tranquility, weather

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join this server if you want to ride on llamas that shoot rainbows out of their ears! Yes, you heard that right, llamas shooting rainbows! And that’s not all, our ender dragons have been trained to do the floss dance while you battle them. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have formed a boy band and they perform live concerts every Saturday night in the town square. Trust us, you’ve never heard music like this before!

So why wait? Join this server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this fantastical world!

Blocky Banter: REMEMBER THIS THREAD

#memorieslastlifetime, #memorylane, #neverforget, banter, blocky, cherish, flashback, memorabilia, memorable, MEMORIZE, Memory, Nostalgia, recall, Recollection, REFLECT, remember, reminder, reminisce, Reminiscence, retrospect, Thread, Throwback

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are bigger, the mobs are crazier, and the adventures are out of this world! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! – The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party! – Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard? – The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love! – Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixelated Potty Humor: Hanako’s Minecraft Madness

amane yugi, Anime, chapter 113, comedy, Ghosts, Hanako kun, Hanakos, humor, Japanese culture, madness, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Mystery, new chapter, ongoing series, pixelated, potty, romance, scanlations, school life, Supernatural, toilet bound, Urban Legends, yashiro nene

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Items Found:	8594
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and crazy challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their wacky journey through our world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a never-ending supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocks and baddies!

Pole Land LOLz

controversial, controversial behavior, controversial behavior trend, controversial country, controversial culture, controversial politics, controversial society, controversial statement, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, disrespectful statement, inappropriate, kneeling, Land, lolz, NEGATIVE, offensive, offensive behavior, offensive language, Poland, Pole, showing mouth

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we don’t mess around with boring old rules like in Poland! Here, you can let your inner rebel out and show off your badass side.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of defying authority and causing chaos wherever you go. We don’t care about manners here, so feel free to let loose and be as outrageous as you want.

We’ve got insane stories to tell about our server, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the village. Or the time we had a dance party in the Nether with a group of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world. Let’s gooooooo!

TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!

ANNOYING, blocky, Board, brainless, criticism, Drama, Frustration, Fun, internet culture, Negativity, online behavior, Online Community, online etiquette, rant, retards, screencap, social media, Spamming, Tourists, TOXIC, trolling, TweetCraft, twitter, WORSE

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

Annapolis, Boomtastic, conspiracy theories, Craft, DMV, DMV area, explosions, explosive, Fun, large bangs, loud noises, Maryland, military base, Minecraft, mysterious sounds, naval academy, paranormal activity, strange occurrences, strange sounds, unexplained mysteries, unexplained noises, unexplained noises in DMV, unexplained phenomena, unexplained sounds, unusual events, Urban Legends

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	3828
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!