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UterusCraft: Test Before You Dig

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8404	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ores Mined:	4160
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills in a world where the only way to determine if you’re pregnant is by completing insane challenges and quests. Forget about traditional pregnancy tests, here you’ll have to fight off hordes of zombie babies and creeper toddlers to prove your fertility!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of baby-making. Want to learn their ways and become the ultimate baby-making master? Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCapitalists Minecraft Server

1% wealth, CraftyCapitalists, economic analysis, economic disparity, economic growth, financial inequality, financial report, global economy, global wealth, income gap, income inequality, Minecraft, Oxfam report, POVERTY, richest individuals, richest people, Server, social justice, top earners, Wealth accumulation, wealth distribution, wealth gap, wealth report

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

u know what else is rich? this MINECRAFT SERVER! we got diamonds for days, emeralds for weeks, and gold for years! join us and u will be swimming in virtual riches like the world’s 1% but without all the guilt! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure, u will gain $40 trillion in virtual currency! that’s right, u heard me! so come on down to the craziest, richest, most bonkers Minecraft server out there!

EhCraft: Drone Drama

athletes, Canadians, Competition, consequences, controversy, disciplinary action, Drama, drone, drone incident, EhCraft, embarrassing situation, expulsion, international event, national pride, Olympic team, REMOVED.., repercussions.., rules violation, sent home, sports news, Sportsmanship, Team Canada, Tokyo 2020

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3810	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchantments Applied:	195
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

haha so like, on this minecraft server, we got 2 canadians who got kicked out for causing chaos with drones! like, they were flying drones all over the place, causing mayhem and destruction. but don’t worry, we promise our drones are only for fun and games, not for getting kicked out of the olympics! join us for some crazy drone flying adventures and see if you can top the canadians’ shenanigans!

Lovebirds & Bug Booty

Animal Behavior, animal communication, bird songs, Birds, BOOTY, bug, bugs, buzzing, chirping, courting behavior, insect noises, lovebirds, mating behavior, mating calls, mating rituals, mating season, Nature, night sounds, nocturnal activity, nocturnal creatures, Reproduction, wildlife, wildlife sounds

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, join our epic Minecraft server where all the birds and bugs are straight up party animals, trying to get their freak on all night long! You’ll hear them chirping and buzzing like crazy as they try to impress their potential mates. It’s like a wildlife dating show, but in Minecraft! So come on over and witness the wildest love stories unfold right before your eyes (or ears, technically). Who knows, you might even pick up some tips for your own love life. Join now and experience the ultimate nature-themed dating show in Minecraft!

UnitedGrove

Adventure, Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

play.unitedgrove.net

SaiMine Minecraft Server

Account.., banner, Community, Creative, description, Discord, Economy, Events, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, SaiMine, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

The owner of the server “SaiMine” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

saimine.gomc.fun

Neapolitanish MC (1.21)

AdvancedBackups, AFK Announcer, Backpacks, BetterEndCities, betterteams, Big Doors, boss battle, Catenary, CleanPing, Combat, ConvenientAchievements, Coreprotect, creativity, Custom Resource Pack, Datapacks, ender dragon, Exploration, FoxAddition, Griefprevention, Hearths, Herobrine, HerobrineBossFight, InteractionVisualizers, Mobheads, MoreBlocks, MoreMobs, Neapolitan, PlayerDropsHead, Players and Mobs drop heads, quality of life, saddle, Stonecutter revamps, Structures, Survival, Tectonic, Tool Trims, Treefeller, Trees, TrueEnding., vanilla friendly, Villages, Waystones

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

NEAPOLITANISH MC!!!

Neapolitanish aims to recreate minecraft in a whole new way. New structures, tool trims, advanced worldgen, and so much more! Neapolitanish gives Vanilla MC the bird. Who wants a boring unexciting flavor of gameplay? It’s all the same to Vanilla Minecraft. Neapolitan is fresh, gives 3 new flavors of how to play:

1. Exploration. New Villages, Structures, Trees, and much more. And of course, Waystones!

2. Quality of Life addons: Afk Announcer, Stonecutter revamps, Players and Mobs drop heads, tool trims! Backpacks, InteractionVisualizers, and much much more as well.

3. Creativity and Combat: Gone are the myths of Herobrine, now you can actually fight him in a boss battle! The Ender Dragon fight has been changed as well! – Big Doors, Big Door Physics, Double Doors, as well as drills, Hanging Chains and Ropes, and so much more!

This is completely vanilla-friendly, of course, so no mods needed!

Enjoy 3 flavors in 1 scoop of Neapolitan!

(P.S. : custom resource pack, make sure you download it when you join)

Server IP: neapolitmc.ddns.net

(1.21)

Plugins:

AdvancedBackups

BackpackPlus

VillagerOptimizer

BigDoors

BigDoorsPhysics

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Insights

SimplePetsCleanPingInteractionVisualizer

FoxAddition (Anticheat)

AxGraves

TPATreeFellerBetterTeams

FOUND

BetterRTPCoreProtectGriefPrevention

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Datapacks:

AFK Announcer

BetterEndCities

Catenary

CauldronConcretePowder

ConvenientAchievements

Explorify

Gm4DoubleDoors

Gm4UndeadPlayers

Hearths

HerobrineBossFight

KattersStructures (Ambient, Dungeon, Village)

Kawamoods Waystones

Kawamoods Waystones in Villages

MinersDelight

MobHeads

MoreBlocks

MoreMobs

PlayerDropsHead

Saddle

Tectonic

ToolTrims

TrueEnding

neapolitmc.ddns.net

PixelPuzzle Minecraft Server

analytical thinking, brainstorm solutions, critical thinking, find a solution, Minecraft, overcome challenges, PixelPuzzle, Problem solver, problem solving, problem solving approach, problem solving methods, problem solving mindset, problem solving strategies, problem solving techniques, problem-solving skills, puzzle solving, resolve issues, Server, solve it, Solve this problem, tackle problems, troubleshoot

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, offering to trade their TNT for some shiny gems. Or how about the time when a pack of zombie villagers invaded the town square, but instead of brains, they were looking for a good book club to join?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of feathers for your arrows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you around the next block.

ShuTakumiHater420 Minecraft SMP

ace attorney, AGES, Character development, controversy, criticism, Dahlia, Fandom, Fans, Gaming Community, judgment, Minecraft, murder, online harassment, REGINA, shu takumi, ShuTakumiHater420, smp, social media, storytelling, toxic behavior, UNCOMFORTABLE, video games

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	311
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Love Letters Sent:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of all the drama over fictional character ages in the Ace Attorney fandom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build your own courtroom to settle disputes over pixelated murder mysteries. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of Mia Fey haunts our server, ready to help you crack the case of who stole all the diamonds from the community chest. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

BlockBaeBootyCall

BlockBaeBootyCall, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, emotional connection, Honesty, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, marriage expectations, mutual satisfaction, Partnership, physical intimacy, relationship expectations, relationships, sex drive, sexual compatibility, sexual desires, sexual needs

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to marry someone who wants sex every night! That’s right, not only will you be building epic structures and battling mobs, but you’ll also have a partner who is always ready for some steamy Minecraft action. Join us for a wild ride filled with love, lust, and lots of pixelated passion!