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18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

18 inches, can, challenge, Community, controversial, digital trends, discussion, funny, Gamers, Gaming, handle, humor, impaler, Inches, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, online forum, Server, social media, trolling, Ultimate, V, video games, viral

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

2000 years later and no answer Minecraft SMP

2000 years later, ancient puzzles, Ancient Riddles, Ancient Secrets, answer, historical conundrums, historical enigmas, Historical Mysteries, historical puzzles, historical queries, historical uncertainties, historical unknowns, Minecraft, No Answer, smp, unanswered history, unanswered inquiries, unanswered mysteries, unanswered questions, unresolved history, Years

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Potions Brewed:	178	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Picture this: 2000 years have passed since the server was created and no one has been able to solve the mystery of why there are giant chickens roaming the land. Some say they are the guardians of hidden treasure, while others believe they are just really lost turkeys. Join us on this wild adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind these feathered behemoths and maybe even tame one as a trusty steed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chicken-chasing shenanigans begin!

LandlordCraft Minecraft Server

cheques, college, Communication, dynamic, Financial, Friends, income, Inheritance, LANDLORD, LandlordCraft, mail, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Portfolio, real estate, Rent, roommates, Secrets, Server, surnames, TAXES

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

WeddingDramaCraft

Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, emotions, Fiance, friendship, grudge, internet buddies, long distance friendship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, online gaming, relationships, Respect, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	6441
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mines Excavated:	1870	New Chunks Explored:	323465
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Chimeras Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a chance to experience the most intense virtual friendships and rivalries that will make your real life drama seem like child’s play.

Looking for a best man for your Minecraft wedding? Look no further, because we have a whole community of players ready to stand by your side, even if your significant other doesn’t approve. Who needs a real-life best friend when you have a loyal online buddy who will help you through all your virtual battles and relationship woes?

Join us on this server where friendships are tested, love triangles are formed, and alliances are broken all in the name of fun and adventure. Who needs a honeymoon in Japan when you can have a virtual honeymoon in the land of blocks and pixels?

So, are you ready to dive into a world where friendships are forged through fire and lava, and where love is as complicated as a redstone contraption? Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

Blocky Wisdom

blocky, daily reminders, empowerment, encouragement, guidance, inner peace, inspiration, introspection, life lessons, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, philosophy, positive affirmations, quotes, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	202
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Love Letters Sent:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

“Join our Minecraft server and live by the words ‘Dig, build, and troll!’ We have a secret underground city where players can only communicate in emojis. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unleash your inner troll, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!”

FloodCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, climate change, disaster preparedness, disaster relief, emergency response, extreme weather, flood damage, flood victims, flood warning, FloodCraft, Flooding, Floods, heavy rainfall, Ishikawa, Ishikawa floods, Japan, Japan floods, Minecraft, natural disaster, record rain, Server, Tragedy, weather

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Crops Grown:	6669	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only floods you’ll see are the tears of our enemies when we wreck them in pvp! we’ve got more action than a kung fu movie marathon and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than a diamond pickaxe!

CraftyCommies: New Cold War

aggression, Asia, cold, cold war, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, donald trump, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, military alliances, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, Politics, Propaganda, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, US, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we blame US for starting new cold war in asia with military alliances. build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies! team up with kim jong un and take over the world! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos?! come join the madness now!

Enival: Where vanilla is semi, like java in a trust-based world with QoL mods!

apply, changes, Chill, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Mods, Qol, rules, Safe, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Trustbased, Vanilla, voice chat, Votes, world, World Map

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Potions Brewed:	92	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft survival
Mods	Proximity chat, QoL mods
Community	Small, chill, and friendly
Whitelist	Required to join
Rules	Minimal rules for maximum fun

FAQs

What is Enival?

Enival is a fresh semi-vanilla Minecraft survival server with a few mods for smoother gameplay and a fun, friendly community.

What mods are available on Enival?

Enival has proximity chat and quality of life mods to enhance the player experience.

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you must apply for whitelist access on their Discord server.

Are there many rules on Enival?

Enival has minimal rules to allow players to have maximum fun while playing.

Is there a world map available for Enival?

Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969.

Where can I apply to join Enival?

You can apply to join Enival on their Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Kween Hunting Minecraft Server

asian, Challenges, CHANGE, Chinaman, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Future, Globalization, hunting, Identity, KWEEN, kweenhunting, Minecraft, next decades, perceptions, progress, racism, Server, social commentary, societal trends, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1302
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	1792
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where Chinamen are on the hunt for kweens in the next decade! That’s right, you’ll be dodging kweens left and right while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Chinamen and avoid becoming their next kween target. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, akane, Archive, asuna, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Descent of the Five Senses, Events, Final Restriction Release, general, Hards, Izuna, Karin, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, NERU, PVs, Rowdy and Cheery, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

aid distribution, Alternatives, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict Resolution, control, crisis management., gaza, GazaAidCraft, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, idf, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, palestine, Peacekeeping, political intervention, regional stability, security measures, StripHamasCtrl

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!