impaler – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

18 inches, can, challenge, Community, controversial, digital trends, discussion, funny, Gamers, Gaming, handle, humor, impaler, Inches, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, online forum, Server, social media, trolling, Ultimate, V, video games, viral

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

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The Spacey Trump Bros Minecraft SMP

Accountability, BETRAYAL, broken promises, bros, controversial, Deception, Disappointment, disillusioned voters, disillusionment, distrust, leadership, Lies, Manipulation, Minecraft, political deception, Politics, Presidency, republicans, smp, spacey, trump, Trump administration, Trump supporters

Are you tired of being betrayed by your fellow players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further than our server, where we promise no one will ever build a wall between you and your diamonds! Join us and become part of the Trump bros, where we build the biggest, most luxurious bases in all of Minecraft.

But beware, there’s a twist – every full moon, the server transforms into a chaotic battleground where players must fight off zombie politicians trying to steal their resources. Will you be able to survive the night and claim victory for your team?

So come on, don’t let Trump deceive you again – join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

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AkiMc

alliances, BUILD, collaboration, Competition, Conquer, Detailed, dynamic map, Earth, Experience, Friendly, gameplay, Immersive, Player Base, Realistic, replica, scale, Survival, Towny, Welcoming

AkiMc is a small Minecraft Earth Towny server, featuring a 1:924 scale map of Earth. Explore a vast, realistic world where you can build your own town, create alliances, and engage in friendly competition. With a tight-knit player base, AkiMc offers a welcoming environment for both new and experienced players to collaborate, conquer, and thrive in a detailed Earth replica. The server combines the excitement of Towny gameplay with the vastness of a scaled-down Earth, providing a unique and immersive experience for those looking to make their mark on the world.

Dynamic Map: http://54.39.8.22:8054/

54.39.8.22:25624

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NeoBlocks.de

Citybuild, cool stuff, Custom Items, Duels system, Enjoy, Friends, Minecraft, NeoBlocks.de, Roleplay, Server

This is a Minecraft CityBuild Server with lots of custom items and much more cool stuff! We also got a duels System if you want to fight with youre friends! So we hope you will come and Enjoy!

NeoBlocks.de:25396

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Frieren vs Gilgamesh Minecraft Server

Abilities, Anime, anime characters, battle, Combat, comparison, epic showdown, FANTASY, Fight, frieren, gilgamesh, legendary fighters, Magic, Manga, manga characters, Minecraft, powerful beings, powerful characters, Server, strength, ultimate battle, warrior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness epic battles between Frieren and Gilgamesh! That’s right, we’ve somehow managed to bring these legendary characters into the Minecraft world and now you can watch them duke it out in intense PvP matches. Join our server for a chance to witness history in the making and maybe even place bets on who will come out on top. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see your favorite characters from different worlds clash in epic combat!

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Pasta In Amsterdam Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Amsterdam, Cross-cultural, culture, Diversity, European, expat, foreign country, immigration, integration, Italian, Journey, language barrier, man, migrates, Minecraft, moving abroad, Netherlands, new beginnings, pasta, Relocation, settling down, smp, starting over

Join our Minecraft SMP where an Italian man decides to migrate to the Netherlands… in Minecraft! Why, you ask? Because he heard they have the best virtual cheese wheels and tulips in town!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual windmills while dodging virtual bicycles and stroopwafels flying at you. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enriching?

But that’s not all! Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon a secret underground pasta-making operation run by sneaky villagers. Will you join forces with them or start a spaghetti rebellion? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft world where anything is possible, even an Italian man migrating to the Netherlands for the love of virtual cheese and tulips. Don’t miss out on the fun!

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New Server IP
Cube Universe

Adventure, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

cube universe is a new server so we have a Christmas little event you can get free things for the month and we have free ranks do /ranks in game it tell you what you need to get that rank. we do plan to add more to this server just not yet if you have any suggestions of what you like to see in this server join our discord

play.cubeuniverse.pro

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Blocky Brown Minecraft Server

#venting, Angry, bitterness, blocky, BROWN, BROWNCELS, Frustrated, incel, internet culture, Loneliness, male entitlement, marginalized group, Minecraft, Misogyny, negative emotions, Online Community, online forums, Resentment, seethe, self-pity, Server, social rejection, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where the browncels seethe with jealousy at our epic builds and crazy adventures!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, the browncels are always lurking, waiting to sabotage your creations and steal your precious loot. Will you rise above the seething masses and become a legend in our server, or will you fall victim to their devious schemes?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the hero we never knew we needed. Just watch out for those sneaky browncels!

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New Server IP
This is my Oshi – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, appreciation, cute, dancer, dedicated fan, fan favorite, girl group, Idol, J-pop, Japanese idol, Kawaii, Minecraft, Music, Oshi, Performer, positive vibes, Role Model, Singer, smp, Support, TALENTED, talented artist

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking each other and causing general mayhem.

Join us if you want to participate in epic building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks). Or maybe you’re more into exploring our custom-generated world, complete with secret dungeons and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they will wreck you.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the chance to meet Oshi, our resident chicken who thinks she’s a queen. She struts around the server like she owns the place, and if you don’t say something nice about her, she’ll unleash her army of zombie pigmen on you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Oshi.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding llamas. See you in the game!

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New Server IP
SmiteSMP

AFK zones, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, Competitive Gaming, Cross-Play, donutsmp, Economy, economy server, Economy System, Economy-based gameplay, Hardcore, minecraft server, multiplayer server, Online Multiplayer, Player vs Player, PvP, PvP enabled, pvp server, Shops, Survival, survival server, Vanilla

Welcome to SmiteSMP!

This server is based on an economy where pvp is enabled worldwide! At first glance, the server looks like DonutSMP, which is to be expected because the server was inspired by them!

The server offers auctions, bounties, shops, afk zones and much more that you can view when entering the server.

We are waiting for you on the server to prove that you are the best pvper!

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New Server IP
Nexaria

Capture the Flag, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, great SMP server, History, ip address, join community, Koth, LifeSteal, Lootboxes, minecraft server, Nexaria, opportunity, play.nexariamc.net, PvE, PvP, PVP Events, smp server, store.nexariamc.net, Survival, unparalleled experience

Nexaria is one of the greatest SMP servers you will ever play. An unparalleled experience that you won’t feel anywhere else. Come along and join our community at discord.gg/nexaria.

Features! – PvP Events (KoTH, Capture the Flag, Lootboxes, and more!) – Custom Enchants – Dungeons …and much more!

Dont miss this opportunity to be apart of history.

IP: play.nexariamc.net Discord: discord.gg/nexaria Store: store.nexariamc.net

play.nexariamc.net

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