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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3592 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Reasons to join: – We have a strict “no marrying immodest women” policy because we’re all about that modesty life. Plus, our leader is extremely responsive to BDSM, so you know things are gonna get wild. – Want to negatively influence a modest woman? Look no further! Our SMP is the perfect place to do just that. But don’t worry, our leader thinks he’d be a great dad because he’s good with kids. So, it’s all good, right? – When someone smiles at you or is happy thinking about you, that’s where you’ve reproduced. That’s right, forget about breeding villagers or animals, we’re all about that emotional offspring life. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft parenting.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as you are, join us today! Just remember, we’re a religious server, so be prepared for some spiritual shenanigans along the way.
Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. 
