immediately regretted it – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CelebCrushCraft
CelebCrushCraft, Celebrity, celebrity crush, Crush, dream celebrity, famous crush, famous person, favorite actor, favorite actress, film crush, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, music crush, pop culture crush, silver screen crush, star, TV crush
Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build a mansion for your celebrity crush! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to spawn in your dream celebrity and build them a house right next to yours. Imagine waking up every morning to see your crush walking around in pixelated perfection!
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden disco room where you can dance the night away with your favorite celebs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Just don’t forget your fire resistance potion!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and live out your wildest celebrity fantasies in Minecraft!

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New Server IP
CraftyGreenlandLOL
Acquisition, Backlash, Communication, controversy, CraftyGreenlandLOL, Danish PM, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, international relations, negotiations, news article, phone call, Politics, president, Report, territorial dispute, trump, united states, White House
so like, imagine this: you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you get a call from trump himself, talkin bout greenland and stuff. turns out, he wants to trade greenland for diamonds in the game! like, what even is that?! join our server and you might just get a call from a world leader tryna make some crazy deals in minecraft. who knows what will happen next! come join the fun and see where this wild ride takes you!

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New Server IP
BlockyMood Swings
Behavior, BlockyMood, brain function, cognitive function, cognitive psychology, decision making process, depression, depression treatment, effort-based decision-making, emotional well being, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health research., mental illness, mood disorders, motivation, patterns, Psychology, research, study, Swings, Symptoms
so, like, u know how sometimes u just cant decide if u wanna mine for diamonds or build a sick castle in minecraft? well, this server is the answer to all ur problems! our totally legit study shows that joining our server can actually cure depression symptoms cuz u wont have to make any decisions at all! just join, do whatever u want, and boom, depression gone! plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot on it. come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft therapy session!

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New Server IP
Fembot’s Foot Fantasy 1.20.4
1.20.4, FANTASY, feet fetish, feet worship, fembots, foot, foot fetish community, foot fetish fantasies, foot fetish stories, foot fetish videos, foot massage, foot worship, men’s feet, men’s feet fetish, men’s feet slobbering, men’s feet sniffing, men’s feet worship, women’s feet, women’s feet fetish, women’s feet slobbering, women’s feet sniffing, women’s feet worship
Hey, you! Yeah, you! Tired of searching for women with feet fetishes and coming up empty-handed? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your foot fantasies run wild! We’ve got feet worship, foot massages, and even foot sniffing galore!
Forget about those fake videos of women worshipping other women’s feet – come to our server and experience the real deal! Our male players have the smelliest feet around, so you’ll be in for a real treat.
So, if you’re a femanon with a feet fetish or just curious about the taste of a man’s feet, then this server is the place for you! Join now and get ready to slobber all over those stinky toes!

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New Server IP
SmartDumbassCraft
astute, Brilliance, Clever, Cognitive, creativity, critical thinking, dumb, GENIUS, innovation, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, misconceptions, outside-the-box, Perception, Smart, SmartDumbassCraft, Stereotypes, Unconventional, Unique, wisdom
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join our server if you want to prove to the world that eating a whole block of cheese in one sitting is a sign of true intelligence. That’s right, forget about solving complex math problems or mastering a new language, all you need to do is show off your cheese-eating skills to join our elite group of players.
But that’s not all! Our server also believes that speaking only in pig Latin is the key to unlocking your full potential. So get ready to brush up on your oink oink language skills and impress your fellow players with your linguistic prowess.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that the legendary Minecraft player, Steve, himself frequents our server in search of players who can out-build him in a competition of epic proportions. So join now and show Steve who’s boss with your insane building skills!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and show the world that being a little bit dumb can actually be a sign of true intelligence!

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Zelenskiy’s Peace Talks Minecraft Server
Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe’s involvement, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, mediation, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, peace talks, Peacebuilding, political leadership, SECURITY, Server, talks, U.S. involvement, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys
come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own peace talks like zelenskiy!!! u can invite ur friends from u.s. and europe to join in on the fun and help u negotiate peace treaties with other players!!! who needs real life when u can have virtual peace talks in minecraft??? plus, u might even get to meet zelenskiy himself in the game and get some insider tips on how to be a peace talk pro!!! join now for the most wacky and wild peace talks u will ever experience in minecraft!!!

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New Server IP
MinecraftBorderPatrol
asylum seekers, border, central america, controversy, deporting, Diplomatic, Flight, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, mexico, migrants, migration crisis, Military, MinecraftBorderPatrol, Politics, refusal, sources, Trump administration, US
lol this server is like mexico, we refuse all the boring stuff and only accept the coolest players. we are like the rebellious teenagers of minecraft servers, saying no to the man (or in this case, the US military flight deporting migrants). come join us if you want to be part of the most epic rebellion in minecraft history. plus, we have tacos. lots and lots of tacos. so come on over and join the fun!

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New Server IP
Screen Time School Prep
academic performance, academic success, arrival to school, childhood development, children’s skills, cognitive abilities, Decline, digital devices, Digital Media, early childhood, educational development, learning outcomes, parental control, Predictive.., Prep, research, School, school readiness, Screen, screen addiction, screen time, screen use, Technology, Time
so like, u know how kids these days r always on their screens, right? well, guess what? turns out all that screen time is actually makin’ them smarter for school! like, who woulda thought, amirite? so, if u wanna get ur kiddos ready for school and make sure they’re ahead of the game, u gotta join our minecraft server! we got all the cool games and activities that will boost their skills and get them ready to crush it in school. plus, who knows, maybe they’ll even become the next minecraft mastermind and make millions of diamonds or somethin’. so come on, join us and let’s get those brains workin’!

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New Server IP
Aspirium server minecraft
Aspirium, Awards, Buyer, Donate, emperor, Military, Minecraft, Playing, Political, Quests, Server
Aspirium – a military political server where you can become an emperor to lead your people in a bright future, there are free awards, a buyer, quests, cheap donate come in playing !!!!!
aspirium.20tps.ru

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Lanterncraft

BE Port, Cross-Play, Discord, Dungeon, Dungeons, end game, Gear, Ip:, Lanterncraft, Lore, market, Materials, No Map Wipes, player-controlled economy, player-marketplace, progress, Quest, quest lines, Resource worlds, Shop Plot, smp, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Quests	We have a detailed quest line with lore behind them.
Dungeons	Unrelenting dungeons that require the best gear to complete.
Resource Worlds	Mine resources to your heart’s content in our reset every month resource worlds.
Player-Controlled Economy	YOU control the market with no server-imposed pricing.
Player Marketplace	A huge marketplace where you can design your shop plot however you like.
No Map Wipes	Our world was created on the 9th of June 2024 and will never be reset.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP “play.lanterncraft.net” and the BE Port “25586”.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server by visiting discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gameplay experience. Make sure to review them before joining.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the server and explore all the features together.