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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6542 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, one time I was building a giant statue of a potato on the server and this dude came up to me and gave me a stack of diamonds just because he thought my potato was cool. I mean, who does that? It was like a potato miracle or something.
And then another time, I was lost in the wilderness and this other player rode up on a llama and was like, “Hop on, I’ll take you back to civilization.” And I was like, “What? Llamas can’t talk, bro.” But he was like, “Just trust me, I’m a llama whisperer.” And sure enough, that llama took me back to safety. It was like a llama taxi service, I swear.
So yeah, if you want crazy adventures, random acts of kindness, and llama whisperers, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP server. It’s lit, fam.
