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r9kCraft SMP: 300k Posts a Month

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to dance like there’s no tomorrow while creepers bust a move around you.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered monarch?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ruthless pandas. Can you outsmart these bamboo-loving beasts and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a bit of insanity. Just remember, it’s still a shit board, but it’s the most entertaining shit board you’ll ever encounter!

Eyes of the HoloEn Minecraft Server

Anime, best eyes, cute, digital avatar, eye color, eye contact, eye makeup, eye shape, EYES, fan favorite, Gaming, holoEN, Kawaii, Livestream, Minecraft, online personality, Server, Streaming Community, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, visual appeal, Vtuber

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4278
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to compete in epic eye competitions where only the most holoEn eyes will reign supreme. Forget about building houses or farming crops, here it’s all about showing off your eye game!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of virtual YouTubers (/vt/) who are always up to some shenanigans. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon while exploring the server.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to have the best eyes in the land. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Cinema, Critic, culture, Entertainment, film, Honest, hype, Kino, lit, Media, Minecraft, Movie, NOT, opinion, opinionated, Overrated, Popular, pretending, review, smp, tired, Truth, Underrated

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

BlockBuster10

all-time favorite, best film of all time, best movie ever, BlockBuster10, favorite movie, Film Critic, highest rated movie, movie buff, movie enthusiast, movie lover, movie recommendations, must-watch movies, top 10 films, top film choices, top movie choices, top movie list, top movie picks, top movie rankings, top movie selection, top rated film, top rated movies

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	3343
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the equivalent of a blockbuster movie that gets a 10 out of 10 rating! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, epic diamond hunts, and thrilling PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the movie magic for yourself!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Revenge

Conflict Resolution, cross-border disputes, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military intervention, nato, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, self defence, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukraines

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	227	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

lol do u wanna join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole storyline like germany recognising ukraine’s right to self-defence on russia’s kursk oblast?? yea we got crazy stuff happening in our server like pigs flying and cows doing the macarena. u can build ur own castle and defend it from zombie villagers with diamond swords and enchanted armor. we even have a secret underground city where u can mine for rare diamonds and emeralds. so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!

PsychoCraft OCD-Free Fun!

anxiety, behavioral therapy, erp, exposure and response prevention, Fun, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, ocd recovery, OCD support, OCD therapy, ocd treatment, OCDFree, psychedelic-assisted therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Farms Harvested:	552	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

so like, u know how some people rly need to have everything perfect all the time? well, this server is perfect for them! we got all the trippy stuff to help u loosen up and let go of ur ocd tendencies. imagine building a wonky house and actually enjoying it, wild right? plus, we got this crazy therapy where u face ur fears head on and conquer them like a boss. join us and say bye-bye to ur ocd, hello to a whole new world of chill vibes and wacky adventures!

Galactic Network

LifeSteal, PvP, survival minigames factions creative roleplay skyblock economy pvp towny prison parkour modded adventure hardcore quests pixelmon vanilla whitelist factions discord

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Crops Grown:	7250
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome! So we tried to make it most lower ping server if you want you can invite your friends too and play with them and we try our best to make this server best and lagg free and in future we will add more things in our server so for more updates join our dc server. Thanks you

in1.compixcloud.me:25547

MinedHype: Where even the creepers are excited for the Long-Term Griefer Prevention and Player Stats!

Build Gallery., Coreprotect, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, Excited, griefer, Longterm, MinedHype, player, Player Statistics, Prevention, Public, Shop, smp, Stats, Survival, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6569
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

MinedHype Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Hosted by	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21 – 1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

FAQ

1. What type of server is MinedHype?

MinedHype is a friendly long-term public survival server with over 5 years of history. It is a mostly vanilla server with grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, and no economy plugin.

2. How many unique players have ever joined the server?

Over 16,200+ unique players have joined MinedHype since it started in Minecraft 1.14.

3. Are both Bedrock and Java players able to play on the server?

Yes, MinedHype supports Bedrock & Java Cross-Play, allowing players from both versions to join and play together.

4. Is there a world border or a set spawn point on the server?

There is no set world border or spawn point on MinedHype. Players are randomly spread out all over the world. You can use /rtp to randomly teleport within 50k blocks from the center spawn point.

LoveStruckMC Server

beloved character, digital crush, dream girl, fantasy crush., favorite character, female avatar, female character, female hero, Female lead, Female Protagonist, female video game character, Fictional crush., gaming character, girl gamer, love interest, LoveStruckMC, Server, strong female character, video game character, video game crush, Vidya character, virtual crush

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Crops Grown:	9907
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret hidden feature that allows you to marry your favorite video game character (female) and live happily ever after in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

Imagine building a cozy little house for you and your virtual waifu, going on epic adventures together, and even starting a family of blocky babies. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a digital romance that will never let you down?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that can talk and gives out hilarious one-liners as you slay mobs. Plus, every Friday night, we host a dance party at the Nether disco club where you can show off your best emotes and dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with the vidya character of your dreams!

CraftyCreeper on the Block – Minecraft SMP

BLOCK, Casual, cattle, comparison, CraftyCreeper, emotional connection, Exes, Exploratory, female, INTIMATE, long term, Male, Minecraft, Perception, relationship, romantic involvement, Routine, serious, short-term, smp, SPIRITUAL, temporary, time spent, transactional

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of being treated like a temporary thingy on other Minecraft SMPs? Look no further! Join our server where the players will see you as the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

On our server, you won’t be compared to exes like cattle, but rather like the rarest of enchantments. Your time spent with other players will be spiritual, exploratory, and intimate – just like a romantic sunset stroll through the Nether.

So come join us and experience a love like no other on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs a relationship when you have a diamond sword by your side?

MommyWipeGaming

4 year old, aita, busy, Confrontation, Costco, disgust, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, family outing, food court, Manager, MommyWipeGaming, parenting, portable toilet, Potty training, public behavior, public restroom, shame, shock, social norms, WIPING

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	105	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the craziest adventures, like the time a player built a giant toilet in the middle of the spawn area and started wiping their virtual child’s butt in front of everyone! It was so shocking and hilarious that even the creepers stopped exploding for a moment to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous moments that will keep you laughing for hours. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So come on, join us on this insane journey and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wacky!