imageboard community – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

r9kCraft SMP: 300k Posts a Month

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to dance like there’s no tomorrow while creepers bust a move around you.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered monarch?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ruthless pandas. Can you outsmart these bamboo-loving beasts and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a bit of insanity. Just remember, it’s still a shit board, but it’s the most entertaining shit board you’ll ever encounter!

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NorwegianNonsense Minecraft Server

199487275, Kneggeutgaven, Minecraft, norgetråden, NorwegianNonsense, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary KneggeutgavenForrige, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy dose of insanity.

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EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, Community, discussion, elden ring, Elden Ring General, EldenCraft, Exploration, Gaming, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, Minecraft, patch notes, RPG, Server, spreadsheets, Updates

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can explore interactive maps, plan out your character builds, and even participate in epic group battles with the password “erg” (because why not?).

Our latest patch includes updates that will blow your mind, and our main information document is like a pasta recipe for success in the world of Elden Ring.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server today!

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AuntieSisterBan Minecraft Server

aunt, AuntieSisterBan, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, CPS, estranged mother, family, Family Support, lost access, Minecraft, overstepped, relationships, Respect, Sacrifices, Server, sister, sole custody, supervised visits, verbal attack, Wishes

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the sacrifices you’ve made for your little sister? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no estranged mothers will be allowed in without CPS supervision! Join now and avoid family drama like a pro player dodging creepers. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about your Aunt causing chaos in the chat. So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on! #MinecraftFamilyDramaServer

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BirthCraftHoldMyHand

birth plan, BirthCraftHoldMyHand, Communication, Delivery, Doctor, equality, Expectations, Experience, family, fear, first child, hand holding, husband, Labor, medical professional, mother-in-law, ObGyn, Pregnancy, relationship, Selfishness, Support

Are you tired of boring old birth plans? Want to spice things up and join a Minecraft server where the baby is delivered by a pixelated doctor? That’s right, on our server, your husband can live out his dream of delivering your baby virtually! No need for an OBGYN, just log on and let the fun begin.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can your husband deliver the baby, but you can also choose from a variety of other family members to step in if needed. Want your mom, dad, or even your pet goldfish to catch the baby? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And don’t worry about your doctor husband stealing the spotlight – on our server, everyone gets a chance to shine. Plus, with our virtual prenatal appointments, you can ask all your questions without anyone talking exclusively to the doctor. It’s a win-win for everyone!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience childbirth like never before. Who needs a traditional birth plan when you can have a pixelated delivery with your loved ones by your side? It’s a birthing experience you’ll never forget (and neither will your virtual baby)!

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Hatewatch Minecraft Server

different tastes, dislike, Entertainment, hate, HateWatch, Mainstream, Minecraft, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not interested, not my cup of tea, not my style, opinion, Overrated, Popular, Server, Show, television, trending, TV series, unpopular opinion

Are you tired of being the odd one out in your friend group because you can’t stand that one show everyone raves about? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on all things related to that show! No more awkward conversations about why you don’t like it, just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where that show doesn’t exist. Join us and revel in the glory of being the rebel who dares to go against the mainstream! Plus, rumor has it that the creator of that show tried to join our server once, but was promptly kicked out for their questionable taste in entertainment. So come on over and join us for a good laugh at their expense!

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SpookyCraft: Fictional Fears

Book, chilling, creepy, Evil, FANTASY, fear, FEARS, fictional, fictional character, Horror, iconic, imagination, Monster, Movie, Nightmare, nightmare fuel, Scary, spookycraft, Supernatural, Terrifying, Terror, Twisted, Villain

Picture this: a Minecraft server where all your favorite fictional characters come to life…and not in a good way. Imagine running into Pennywise from IT while mining for diamonds, or being chased by the Demogorgon from Stranger Things while trying to build your dream castle.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on this server. You can team up with the Avengers to take down Thanos, or join forces with Harry Potter to defeat Voldemort. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the Night King from Game of Thrones to a snowball fight in the icy tundra.

So why join this server? Because where else can you battle zombies with Batman, ride dragons with Daenerys Targaryen, and prank call the Joker all in one place? It’s a virtual world where the impossible becomes possible, and the only limit is your imagination. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime…if you dare.

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KyivEmergencyMCServer

Blaze, civil defense, Containment, crisis response, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency management, emergency services, emergency workers, extinguished, firefighting, first responders, Humanitarian Aid, kyiv, KyivEmergencyMCServer, photos, rescue operation, response team, Russian strike, search and rescue, Site

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have over 1,000 emergency workers on site after Russian strike on Kyiv! We have one blaze contained, others extinguished – photos to prove it!

Join us for the most intense firefighting action in Minecraft history! Build your own fire station, rescue stranded villagers, and battle blazes with your friends.

But beware, the Russian strikes may still be lurking around the corner, ready to set your builds on fire! Can you save Kyiv from destruction? Join now and find out!

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CraftyKremlinWarCrime

Accountability, Bombing, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarCrime, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, innocent civilians, international law, investigation, Justice, Okhmatdyt hospital, russia, Russian strike, Tragedy, VIOLATION, violence, war crime, White House

do u want to join best minecraft server ever? well u should come play on our server because we have secret underground base like white house but better! we also have russian spies trying to take over our hospital but we fight them off with diamond swords and potions! join now to be part of epic battle and maybe even become president of minecraft world! come play now before putin destroys everything!

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TraditionCraft: Tautological Fun

cultural heritage, cultural practices, customary practices, customs, Fun, generational beliefs, heritage, passed down traditions, Rituals, societal norms, Tautological, traditional beliefs, traditional celebrations, traditional ceremonies, traditional customs, traditional practices, traditional rituals, traditional values, traditional way of life, TraditionCraft, Traditions

so, like, u know how u always do the same thing in minecraft? well, what if i told u there’s a server where traditions are like, the law? like, u gotta follow them or else u get kicked out! it’s like, so crazy but also kinda fun, u know?

like, one time this dude tried to build a house out of diamonds and the admins were like, nah bro, that’s against tradition! and they blew up his house with TNT! it was so epic, everyone was laughing and stuff.

and then there was this other time where someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet and the creeper exploded and destroyed the whole village! it was chaos but also hilarious, u gotta admit.

so, if u wanna join a server where traditions are tautological and u never know what crazy stuff is gonna happen next, then u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

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PacifierPurgeMC

child development, cognitive development., communication skills, early intervention, infant development, language acquisition, language delay, language development, language skills, negative impact, oral development, oral habits, oral health, Pacifier, pacifier dependency, pacifier use, pacifier weaning, PacifierPurgeMC, speech delay, speech therapy, vocabulary size

so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

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