New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • JXL on Windows Minecraft SMP

    JXL on Windows Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 8542
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6007 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house-trained).

    But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself and summon an army of zombie chickens to do their bidding.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever created. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

    Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 7735
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

    We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP

    Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 4300
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Animals Bred: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where winter world cups happen every day! That’s right, forget about soccer, we’re talking about epic snowball fights and ice skating competitions to determine the ultimate champion. So come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime in our winter wonderland world! Who needs summer when you can have snowball fights all year round?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

    No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 9348
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?

    LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 7551
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Re: Zero Minecraft Server

    Re: Zero Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 4473
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

    But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 2150
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No more drama Minecraft server

    No more drama Minecraft server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 2951
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Hunted Minecraft SMP

    The Hunted Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 7961
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Farms Harvested: 390
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Magic Items Found: 7965
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

    Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 3746
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Mines Excavated: 1557

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP

    Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 2422
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Emeralds Found: 3962
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there!

    Join our wacky SMP where left wingers are banned from watching any movies, especially ones that don’t make sense. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of sentient chickens who have a deep-seated hatred for anyone who dares to question their movie-watching habits.

    But don’t worry, if you can prove your worth by building the most outrageous chicken coop or surviving a horde of zombie chickens, you might just earn their respect and be allowed to watch movies again. So come on, join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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